Practice Makes Perfect

I'm not sure how, but just now these memories came across my mind all of a sudden. Now I remember what I have been doing since I was a very young kid. Please be reminded that, of course, I translated the conversations. Except for the university level, they were all done in Malay language.

1. Kindergarten, 6 years old:

Girl A: I don't want to be your friend. I don't like boys.
Me: I don't like boys either. I like girls.
Girl A: Copycat!

Skill acquired: I learned how to wink an eye.

2. Primary school, 7 years old:

Girl V: You're so naughty, and you're always whistling!
Me: That's how I made you see me.
Girl V: You're too short.

Skill acquired: I learned how to whistle.

3. Secondary school, 14 years old:

Girl Q: Don't come near me. I'm having period pains.
Me: Boys are supposed to comfort girls who are in pain.
Girl Q: I'm a lesbian.

Skill acquired: I learned about the 28-day menstrual cycle.

4. University, 18 years old:

Lady Z: I hope that all of you can stay focused. Especially the boys. Please bear with this old lady.
Me: Don't worry. I think you're cute.
Lady Z: I'll deduct your marks.

Skill acquired: B+ for Language Learning Strategies & Study Skills.

5. University, 18 years old:

Girl F: I don't want to be your girlfriend. Who wants to be with a penguin anyway?
Me: If I'm really a penguin, then you've got a lot more reasons to be my girlfriend. Have you ever seen a penguin with a brain, that can speak and understand human language, that has black hair, two hands with fingers on each, two decent eyes and ears, and a normal mouth with lips? Compared to other penguins, I can say that I'm quite a good looking penguin.
Girl F: Hehe.

Skill acquired: I joined a debate competition.

p/s: The girls didn't mean whatever they were saying. They were just joking. And I wasn't really flirting. Was trying to have some fun with my classmates. Made me grow up anyhow. Hee.

27 comments:

Anonymous July 3, 2009 at 1:10 AM  

LoL no.3 is a total win!!
n e'eh..i miss mdm.sri~

-aYu

l e n a July 3, 2009 at 1:12 AM  

ish ish ishh...
hahaha

Judiene July 3, 2009 at 1:19 AM  

c
u really know how to work girls out
hehehe
is it natural occurring?
hehehe

Suying July 3, 2009 at 1:41 AM  

hahaha~ de 1 u said 2 lady z n de penguin 1 was hilarious!
hahahaha....

Just_najmiE July 3, 2009 at 9:30 AM  

muahahaha!!~~

a good looking penguin?.. LOL!

BaBbliNg BaR0nNESs July 3, 2009 at 9:36 AM  

Salam.
so long did u live, so little understanding on girls.
Lemme giv u some good advice,
girls fall for somebody who respects them, who treats them as a precious human being. A gentleman.
i think thats y evry girl is swooning bout Edward Cullen,
Talk about heart-melting charm.

Niji July 3, 2009 at 9:50 AM  

so...
you've been flirting since you're six..

Igniz July 3, 2009 at 11:07 AM  

anonymous ayu: pi la contact mdm:)

lena: ish ish ish..:P

judiene: it's a natural occurring, but i don't think i know how to work girls out..heheh.

suying: heehee:)

najmie: yes, a good looking penguin.

babbling baronness: eh, why are u taking this seriously? i did mention that i wasn't really flirting when i said all those things. the girls were all my classmates. those who know me will know that i always talk like that.heeheeehee:)

but i agree with u about the gentleman. and i admit, to me, that's the hardest part. adoi..:P

niji: not really flirting..just practicing..:P

Ina Bendtner July 3, 2009 at 1:02 PM  

1.pandai die nganjeng pempuan

2.pandai die ejek pempuan

3.pandai die usik pempuan

4.pandai die bodek pempuan

5.pandai die kate that girl F has a lot of reasons to be his girlfriend(felt disgusted:P)


soooo conclusionnye die nie pandai laa gak ;D

Igniz July 3, 2009 at 1:06 PM  

Ina: itu semua gurauan belaka...hehe:)

anisizatyA.J July 3, 2009 at 2:34 PM  

ure such a flirttt! hahaha

aiMo0o July 3, 2009 at 4:05 PM  

Laugh my ass off on this one.. hahaha...
Just sharing,
the dialogue u used in ur kindergarten days was applied by a guy i met recently.. it's lame, but it's cute in a way.. hehe.. being funny is always a plus point..

Mysterious Witch July 3, 2009 at 4:07 PM  

if happen i'm going to be a lecturer one day, i'll use that line,

"I'll deduct your mark" lols...

:p

funny...

miss AIN July 3, 2009 at 5:06 PM  

hehehe..klakar!;p

j**ust be urself**

Igniz July 3, 2009 at 8:04 PM  

anisizaty: sy cuma menghargai ciptaan Tuhan..:P

aimoo: stuju..:P

witch: i'm sure you'll get a lot of chances to say that:)

ain: i am being myself:)

nkecik July 3, 2009 at 8:58 PM  

kahkahkah nice try

nk jadik gentleman?gi la tahan pintu tuk popuan

Igniz July 3, 2009 at 9:28 PM  

n: tu susah tu..huhu.

Nadia July 3, 2009 at 11:24 PM  

igniz? u hebat kut! serious u sgt creative! suka ouh baca ur blog! :)

Igniz July 4, 2009 at 10:57 AM  

nadia: heeheeheeheeheeheeeheeheeehee:D

Anonymous July 4, 2009 at 4:39 PM  

u r one hell of a player.lol =)

Igniz July 4, 2009 at 4:52 PM  

anonymous: i think i'm more to one hell of a failure:P

anak pak man July 5, 2009 at 1:05 AM  

a flirt is a flirt whichever way you look at it.. :P

Igniz July 5, 2009 at 9:54 AM  

anak pak man: can be, can be..:P

Azie Nazri July 6, 2009 at 9:42 PM  

Bet your 6 year old innocent flirting would work now. Too cute! ;)

I'm no Picasso July 6, 2009 at 9:42 PM  

I'm starting to think you like girls almost as much as I like boys....

Igniz July 7, 2009 at 12:00 AM  

azie: hopefully:P

i'm no picasso: for some reasons, i too, feel the same:)

Igniz July 7, 2009 at 12:00 AM  

azie: hopefully:P

i'm no picasso: for some reasons, i too, feel the same:)

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