If You Are Rich, I'm Single

I was sitting in my bedroom watching a movie. I was wearing a pair of football shorts. Since the day was quite hot, I didn't wear a T-shirt or whatever. Just shorts.

Then suddenly, I heard my 6-year-old nephew shouting from the outside, calling me. I ignored him. Then he came to my bedroom knocking on the door. I was pissed, then I opened the door. I looked at him with a very fierce look. He told me that my friends were waiting for me outside. I asked him if he was sure that those people outside were indeed my friends. He nodded confidently.

So I wondered, if they were my friends, they would have called me before coming. But then I guessed they might be old friends who had lost my number. I also imagined that they might be girls. I forgot to ask my nephew about that. So I grabbed a red T-shirt, purposely picked, just in case the ones who were waiting for me were girls. I looked into the mirror, my hair was messy. So I combed my hair, but not too nicely.

Then I walked out of the room and headed outside. At the same time, my mind was visualizing the possible candidates who were waiting for me outside. "Girls. Girls." I hoped.

But the truth was way too far from my imagination. When I stepped outside, I saw four old men with long beard in jubah. I was shocked, dumbstruck, flabbergasted, stupefied, and whatever. They were shocked, too. They stared at me, who was in shorts, and then read the print on my T-shirt; 'If You Are Rich, I'm Single'. After a moment of silence, they greeted and started talking. They were tabligh (very religious type of people) from Pakistan, and they came to share some knowledge about Islam.

If I knew that they were tabligh, I would have come out with proper attire.

p/s: Haziq, how the heck did you get the idea that they were my friends?? T_T


farid July 17, 2009 at 3:35 PM  

I am single, if u r rich ... huhuhuhuuuuu


anak pak man July 17, 2009 at 4:09 PM  

SANGAT embarassing kot..

good Haziq..

Tasya DNA July 17, 2009 at 4:20 PM  

:D nasib baik bukan gurl..haha.. maybe the tabligh fell for u instead, but u're too shocked, dumbstruck, flabbergasted, stupefied or wutever, to even notice.. haha.. one tip for u,next time wear white, it'll make the girls feel safe :P

btw, wut do u call ur mom? (dis comment wasnt send last time)

Wallaby the Meli July 17, 2009 at 5:19 PM  

I really wonder wht's the answer tht Q. He think they were your friends.... maybe cuz they tel your brother so.

Suying July 17, 2009 at 5:27 PM  

naik miang! sendiri cari pasal 1!!!
serves u right!

ezzah pening lagi July 17, 2009 at 5:30 PM  

bijaak si haziq nih..! :)

Igniz July 17, 2009 at 5:52 PM  

farid: huhuhuhu..

anak pak man: sgt embarrassing n uncomfortable..

tasyaDNA: well I hoped they didn't feel for me:P i call my mom "Mak" btw:)

wallaby the meli: not sure myself:P

suying: T_T at least support me a little la, miss suying...huhuhu.

ezzah: ye, bijak..huhu.

sha filan July 17, 2009 at 7:29 PM  

dat's all i can say..hahaha

Just_najmiE July 17, 2009 at 7:39 PM  

I like ur nephew.. lalala~~

I'm not rich but I'm single.. ahaha.. ;p

Ina Bendtner July 17, 2009 at 8:07 PM  

haha Haziq probably thought that you are one of the, you know, devout ;P

Mr K July 17, 2009 at 8:17 PM  

So bad bukan girl =)

Tabligh = Penyampai =)

Judiene July 17, 2009 at 9:35 PM  

that is soooo not cool!!

Nieya July 17, 2009 at 10:00 PM  

If I was in your shoe, instead of acting cool with the shorts and the statement t-shirt in front of the tabligh,i would rush back to my room and changed or perhaps tell them " tuan rumah takde, saya orang gaji jew "

Igniz July 17, 2009 at 10:16 PM  

sha filan: that's all? :P

najmie: sure u like my nephew? he's hyperactive:P

ina: then he's making a big mistake:P

Mr K: tu la pasal

Judiene: that's why..

nieya: i didn't act cool in front of them..i was uncomfortable with my attire at that moment:(

Nieya July 17, 2009 at 10:54 PM  

i will say its a proficient acting...

Don't trust Your Nephew & Wear shorts when no one given you a proper-identification-of-your-visitor..


Igniz July 18, 2009 at 1:12 AM  

nieya: i guess so:)

nkecik July 18, 2009 at 2:35 PM  

if u're rich, i'm single.

cam double loser je.. :p

Igniz July 18, 2009 at 3:16 PM  

n: look who's talking:P

nkecik July 18, 2009 at 3:25 PM  

even if i'm not rich, i'm triple.

so x loser sgt aa :-"

Igniz July 18, 2009 at 5:33 PM  

n: honestly, i don't quite understand what you mean..huhu -_-"

aiMo0o July 18, 2009 at 7:46 PM  

i was about to buy the same printed t-shirt two days ago... dang it!!!

Just_najmiE July 18, 2009 at 7:47 PM  

can I like Haziq's uncle instead?.. ;p

Yaya July 18, 2009 at 8:53 PM  

If you're single, then does that make me rich?


Igniz July 18, 2009 at 11:31 PM  

aimoo: hehe..lalalala~~~:P

najmie: up2u..haha:P

yaya: not sure la..:P

Just_najmiE July 18, 2009 at 11:40 PM  

me want!!
gimme gimme!!!

Igniz July 19, 2009 at 12:18 AM  

najmie: :P

Precious July 19, 2009 at 11:10 AM  

This is so funny! I think I can see ur face in front of those men ...
It's ok, u'll do better next time. If there is a next time ... hi hi hi!

Igniz July 19, 2009 at 11:16 AM  

precious: i don't want a next time.huhu..

Azie Nazri July 19, 2009 at 2:55 PM  

Don't worry, they don't judge. :)

Tabligh (yang menyampaikan)


Igniz July 19, 2009 at 3:10 PM  

azie: hopefully:P

Ulthero7 July 19, 2009 at 7:39 PM  

Happened to me once.. lol.. but didn't wear shorts though..

Igniz July 19, 2009 at 7:41 PM  

ulthero7: good for you..huhu.:P

♥ sOFIa ♥ July 20, 2009 at 5:55 PM  

serves u right. heee

sweet smile from me :)

no offense~

Igniz July 20, 2009 at 7:24 PM  

sofia: none taken:)

miss AIN July 21, 2009 at 3:28 PM  

xdpt nk imagine ur look that time!;p

btw, gud joob haziq!=DD

Igniz July 21, 2009 at 3:50 PM  

ain: kenapa semua sokonng haziq...T_T

anisizatyA.J July 24, 2009 at 8:07 PM  

hahaha..igtkan sape la tgh tggu u kt luar tu..LOL

Igniz July 27, 2009 at 9:22 PM  

anis: tu la pasal;(

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