Before you read this, please smile. It will help you relax and read this entry with joy. I don't want any of you to take this seriously. Only think. Smile.:)
1. Superheroes never get paid.
I don't understand. Superheroes are professional. They are like doctors, lawyers, engineers and soldiers who have an area of expertise and know what they are doing. In superheroes' case, they save lives. That's their area of expertise. So why can't they get paid? Why do people simply call their names for help, but they never give anything in return? What do they expect? For the superheroes to say, "Owh, just call me whenever you need. I'm happy to save your ass anytime and get nothing"? Superheroes need a life too. They need partners, friends, family, and money! See how Spiderman suffered in 'Spiderman 2'? He almost gave up.
2. A customer is always right.
I don't get this. The ones who give services (waiters/waitresses, salespersons, marketing managers) are trained to give services and make sure everything goes well. They are trained to make things right, in terms of fulfilling others' needs. But what is the point of getting all those training if they are meant to be wrong every time they deal with a customer? What now, customers are trained to be right too? Then maybe they should get paid as well. Anybody looking for a job? Be a customer!
3. Politicians and the traffic privileges.
Have you ever been stuck in heavy traffic for hours, and then suddenly you saw a big car with cops escorting them passing through you and the other cars happily? If you haven't, I say you will someday. If you have, then don't you think it is not fair for them to have that privilege? I mean, what is the point of having cut through all of us if in the end, they are late, as usual? Yeah, those big shots are always late for an event, yes? The event says 9 o' clock, they'll come 9.30, the soonest. Oh, I see why. Their 'time zone' is perhaps different from ours.
4. Men and rape.
If a woman gets raped, makes a report and then files a charge or whatever, we all will feel sorry for her. We'll blame and curse the guy who did her. But if a man gets raped and takes the same procedures, we all will laugh at him, and then congratulate the woman who did him. Now, that is not fair. There are loads of ways for a woman nowadays to rape a man. So why can't people feel sorry for that man? I would feel sorry, even though deep in my heart I say, "How was it?". Damn, I won't say a word if Kate Beckinsale rapes me.:P
5. Adults who read comics.
I am 22 this year, and people say that I'm still a child because I read comics. People say that comics are meant for children, therefore when an adult reads a comic, that means he or she is behaving like a child. Oh really? Then tell me people, who draws all those damned comics anyway? Adults! Who publishes all of them? Companies that are being controlled by experienced and educated people; adults! Duh.
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18 comments:
sooooooo..
is there really cases of men being rape?.. that sounds absurd to say the least.. how can a woman rape a man?.. explain please... (^^,)
najmie: i once read about it in the internet, and then a blog-friend of mine also made an entry about it. the woman put pills into the man's drink, made him unconscious, and then if i'm not mistaken, she tied the man's thing and..the news didn't describe it in details..use your imaginations, please:P
uii, yuck!!!
where's the fun in that?!! hahaha.. imagination used!.. (^^,)
najmie: don't try that at home:P
muahahahahaha!!
I'm gonna wait for my future hubby to try anything.. lalala~~ (^^,)
I agree about men and rape. Kinda of jokes.
take a look =)
http://theotherkhairul.blogspot.com/2009/06/deskriminasi-2-not-so-18sx.html
if u watch hindi movies, Aiitzar, then u'll know how a woman can also rape a man but of course, with different way laa
p/s ~ igniz, i can imagine that :)
najmie: ehehe.. (-_-")
mr K: aku da baca da la ko punye entry tu..siap bagi komen lagi..sampai hati ko tak ingat..huhu.
judiene: don't get carried away with ur imaginations:P
somehow aku pon tertanya2 apesal superhero nak selamatkan orang walaupon x dibayar gaji. kalo aku dapat power sure aku rompak bank kot. tu pasal Tuhan x bagi power
nkecik: da niat jahat, sape nak bagi power?:P
i've always wanted to become a superhero. but i decided against it since i won't be getting paid >=( haha
habes tuh org jahat yg dapat power2 tuh pe kes? :'(
lena: maybe we should create a league..like justice league..or x-men..a group joined by superheroes who want to get paid. then make a formal letter and send it to the government. we say "you want your ass protected, you pay!":)
nkecik: masa diorg dpt power tu diorg xde niat jahat lagi..lepas dpt power baru diorg jadi jahat..like your case, belum dapat lagi da pikir mcm2..mmg la kene reject dr senarai manusia yg dapat power..:)
hey i agree with u on that issue. VIP being late at all times. so sick of it especially when attending formal events. duhh~
sofia: yup!:)
i didn't know men like to be raped for some reason...
hurm...
niji: men 'like' to be raped? u sure?:)
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