The All-Star Team

I'm having an attack of nostalgia. My mind suddenly starts thinking about TESL years and all the presentations and performances that me and my group had done back then. Well, due to some several class conditions and rules, we had to change groups occasionally. Even so, there is one group that I'll never ever forget. We didn't always score the highest marks, or get the most approving round of applause, but we surely gave the best in everything. It was the best time of all. We, unanimously, named the group 'The All-Star Team'.

Taufiq: The funniest man on Earth. He'll do anything just to make sure our group gets enough marks. If you really know him, you'll realize that you find it hard to understand whatever he's saying, because most of his words hardly make any sense. But, that's what makes him 'The Taufiq'.

Fact about Taufiq: When he was born, he was programmed to respond to only four things; money, food, sports and entertainment. He will self-destruct if you ever mention anything else. :P

Nazmi: We call him 'Kalut'. He's always nervous, he always panics and loses his confidence easily. But, once we have explained to him everything there is to know about our plan, his confidence will be as solid as a mutant mammoth.

Fact about Nazmi: He's a good football player, and his shooting power is awesome. He once killed a goalkeeper in a friendly match. :P

Hizzly: We call him 'Boo', 'Jogo', 'Steven Spielberg' and several other names too. The way he has so many nicknames shows the 'amount of identity' he possesses. Haha, only the group members and those close to him know what that exactly means. He is the most hardworking member in the group, and he always asks questions (other than because of his hardworking attitude, this is due to his 'blur' in thinking that makes him ask the same questions repeatedly). Give him any job, he'll finish it in no time.

Fact about Hizzly: His hands got the ability to 'tremble+shiver+shake' so fast that sometimes they cause an earthquake. :P

Syafiq: The computer man in the group. Movies, soundtracks, Power Point slides, cover pages, or whatever audio-visual aids for the presentation, he's the man to go to. He takes the responsibility as the group leader occasionally, even though it is clearly a fact that he's the one who always comes late during a discussion or whatever. He's also a photographer.

Fact about Syafiq: Like Saiga Tatsumi in 'Speed Grapher' (anime), he can only reach orgasm by taking pictures. Oh no, he's so gonna kill me. :P

Igniz: The accidental leader of the group. They choose him to be the leader out of nothing but the idea that they are too lazy to go here and there to meet the lecturer. That's all. Normally he'll be the one who comes up with the idea or script, before it gets edited by his maniacal team members.

Fact about Igniz: He can hold his breath underwater for more than 37 minutes. The time gets longer when there are girls in the water. :P

p/s: You decide whether the facts are true or false. :P


farid July 23, 2009 at 8:06 AM  

37 mins?!? with your eyes close or shut? ...lalalalalaaa


'AQILAH July 23, 2009 at 9:24 AM  

37 minutes or even longer... betul ke tuh...lie lie lie ngeee

Just_najmiE July 23, 2009 at 10:19 AM  

errr...... what to comment eh?..

emmmm...... (o_0;;

when were the photos taken?

Igniz July 23, 2009 at 11:14 AM  

farid: with my eyes open, sometimes shut, sometimes both:P

aqilah: eh, mana ada tipu;P

najmie: the pictures were taken around 2-3 years ago. during the first year degree. but we're still the same now. nothing really changes. :)

Just_najmiE July 23, 2009 at 11:18 AM  

i see...

u look like u have a high nose.. hohoho~~

Igniz July 23, 2009 at 11:22 AM  

najmie: ur eyes must be wrong;P

sha filan July 23, 2009 at 11:29 AM  

way to go bro!

Igniz July 23, 2009 at 11:31 AM  

sha filan: heehee:)

Syafiq July 23, 2009 at 12:16 PM  

gile ko letak gambar tu,zaman tok kadok punye gambar tu...huhuhu.fact psl org lain btl,psl aku ko hentam je kan...hahaha.ko patut cite ape kite wat time presentation la...hehe

n July 23, 2009 at 12:23 PM  

kemsalam yg no.4

that 'all-star' thingy.. korg gelar sendiri kn? :-"

Igniz July 23, 2009 at 12:39 PM  

syafiq: dah zaman tu je yg aku ada gambar kita semua..huhu. kalau tak silap aku, semua facts aku hentam.haha. kang kalau aku cite apa yg kita buat, panjang bebenor entry kali ni. penat aku dowh. kul 3 pagi menaip.

n: saje je kasi motivate diri sendiri..:P nak kim salam, ha, klik la mamat above your comment tu.hehe.

skyrocketed July 23, 2009 at 12:40 PM  

haha ijan poyola bley tahan nafas dlm air

Igniz July 23, 2009 at 12:47 PM  

usen: ala, ko jeles kan? kan? :P

miss AIN July 23, 2009 at 2:03 PM  

1st time tgk muke owner blog clearly!;p

kalau teringat kngn lame,
mmg boleh tersenyum sorg2 dibuatnye!=D

Igniz July 23, 2009 at 2:05 PM  

ain: memang tersengih sorg2 pun..lagi2 bila kenang part presentation..muahahaha!

Ina Bendtner July 23, 2009 at 2:23 PM  

when I was reading this post, then suddenly there was something wrong with my eyes, you know. I guess it happened mase nak masok part Oh no, he's so gonna kill me. :P Tetibe mcm tak nampak plakk... I lost my eyes sight. Yeah, that was what I wanted to tell you :P

so, sorry lah I didn't manage to have a look at gamba org bawah skali and read about him :D

Igniz July 23, 2009 at 2:31 PM  

ina: i always used the same kind of sentences on people..for teasing purposes....and today, u used it on me. terkene balik. i guess the world is indeed fair..-_-" hehe :P

Ina Bendtner July 23, 2009 at 2:32 PM  

yes, that means I am great people! I am great!


Igniz July 23, 2009 at 3:02 PM  

ina: yes, you are great... -_-"

Judiene July 23, 2009 at 7:08 PM  

try hold ur breath underwater upside down

Igniz July 23, 2009 at 7:13 PM  

judiene: why would i want to do that?:P

a kl citizen July 23, 2009 at 7:37 PM  

you've got talented a killer, a nervous wreck, a bipolar,a whiz kid with dimples and you of all...that can hold your breath in water with your eyes open...amazing..

uols shud join the circus....hehehe
jgn marah

tapi seriousla... memang kawan2 masa belajar lah yang paling best

Igniz July 23, 2009 at 7:47 PM  

a kl citizen: ahaha, actually i did consider joining a circus once:P

Anonymous July 23, 2009 at 10:39 PM  

are u sure its 37 mins??? hmm
i tot if u hold ur breath more than 5 mins.... boleh mati doh. hehehe
unless u have an oxygen tank lar.

Igniz July 23, 2009 at 10:50 PM  

anonymous: the facts are all false la..i made them up:P

♥ sOFIa ♥ July 24, 2009 at 3:11 PM  

i somehow feel u look different in the last photo.

heeee :P

btw, 37 eh? i dont believe u. ha ha. its wayy too long.

Igniz July 24, 2009 at 3:18 PM  

sofia: really ah? that picture was taken around three years maybe i'm a bit different now:P

ala, u got me:P

aiMo0o July 25, 2009 at 2:06 PM  

hye go0d looking guys...
i'm aimi by the way...
hehehe *ketawa miang*

my TESL days were excellent to0,
missing those happy memories every day... hmm...

Igniz July 27, 2009 at 9:22 PM  

aimooo: gatal:P

En. Hizzly July 30, 2009 at 6:15 PM  

berenang pun xreti. ada hati nak tahan nafas.

Igniz July 30, 2009 at 6:21 PM  

hizzly: sure aku tak reti berenang eh? sebab aku sgt sure aku reti berenang. yang baru terkedek2 belajar berenang kat sini ialah ko, bro..tu pasal dah berapa hari berturut2, dari kat terengganu aritu ko asik mention berenang, berenang, berenang..kecoh. kahkah.

teacher kool August 3, 2009 at 10:19 PM  

saat yang dinanti-nati bila so-called-all-star group nak present. tambah pulak nak tunggu bila lah tangan masbu naka stop shaking :Pp

Igniz August 3, 2009 at 10:32 PM  

teacherkool: haha, tu la pasal!:P

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