Situation One:
We were talking about giving one of my cats a shower since it got so messy. This is the translated version of the conversation.
Me: Instead of doing it in a hard way, why don't we just hand-wash it, 'soak' it into a bucket full of water and bubbles, instead? Just do it exactly like how we wash our clothes. (Joking)
Aunt: Are you crazy? Do you want to kill the cat?
Mom: Can we use the washing machine instead? (Not joking)
Me: ?????
Aunt: Do you want your cat to drown??
Mom: I don't think it will ever drown. Just put it in the machine for a minute or so, with less water. (Still not joking)
Aunt: It WILL drown!
Mom: You sure? Even just for a minute? (Obviously, not joking)
Situation Two:
I was having a hot fever, with flu and a hacking cough, and couldn't get up from my bed. A week before I went to visit a friend of mine who was infected by an unknown virus and admitted into the Intensive Care Unit (I.C.U). A day after I got the flu, my uncle was holding a function at his house. The relatives were there and asking for me. My mom explained to them why, and then told me the next morning. This is the translated version of the conversation.
Mom: They asked you to go to the hospital.
Me: Why so?
Mom: They were afraid that you got that swine flu, because you went to visit your friend who got infected by the same virus last week.
Me: Who told you that my friend got sick because of the swine flu?
Mom: You did.
Me: No, I told you he was infected by an unknown virus, admitted to the I.C.U. But it wasn't the swine flu.
Mom: Oh. (Thinking)
Me: "Oh"? (Wondering)
Mom: I told them that your friend was sick because of the swine flu, and dying.
Me: He's not dying. I never told you that. (When mom? When? When?)
p/s: My mother is the most innocent person in the family. (-_-")
Why I English
1 month ago
29 comments:
lols~ hahaha..
tasyaDNA: agak musykil dgn nada gelak cik tasya ni.......:P
aper plak.. my mom camtu la..seriously, same gilew~ huhu
tasyaDNA: ooo..patut la gelak camtu..gelak org trauma dpt mak innocentXD
LOL!!..
I can't help imagine your mom's expression while reading this..
nieya88: good imagination you have there:)
ahahaha!!
so cute.. I can totally relate to u n ur mum.. lalala~~
haha... masukkan kucing dlm washing machine even air sket... mcm x caya jer.. but to cara kreatif nk mandikan kucing...
najmie: of course:)
skyrocketed: mak aku belajar jadi kreatif dari aku..hahaha!
hahaha~ur mom vry cute la!!!
suying: what about her son? :P
washing machine. ahaha honestly i once thought of doing tht also but tak jadi ler cuz oh well, the pet will drown u see... oh well, ur mum's cute but i can identify with her :) you know my mom started to talk real cute now... since not too long ago
wallaby the meli: that means there's still some childishness in them (ur mom and my mom), which is good:)
oh amusing~! the convs. chomel. =)
max J. Potter: thank you:)
kahkahkahkahkah,wat lawak lagi, amik ko, terdiam tros.
patut la kes swine flu macam serius je kat mesia. miscommunication ke?
yea igniz, i guess so... haha. semakin tua semakin cute...sometimes they get annoying too... my mom la... haha
Ain't it why we love our mom very much!
n: i'm not sure myself..maybe kot.
wallaby the meli: heehee:)
precious: yup!:)
omg..ur mom's so cute! so innocent and also appears to be young at heart hehe
macam mak saya.
ROFLOL:DD
lena: em:)
faten: ROFLOL:D
lucky u...
a kl citizen:yes:)
nak share mak dengan awak boleh tak boleh tak?
hannamaruku: jom kawen:P
her son? nt as innocent as his mom!!!
HAHAHAHAHA~
heee. your mom is very cute. no wonder she got a creative child like you.
:)
suying: T_T timkai.....
sofia: *blush* ehehehehe....
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