My Mother

Situation One:
We were talking about giving one of my cats a shower since it got so messy. This is the translated version of the conversation.

Me: Instead of doing it in a hard way, why don't we just hand-wash it, 'soak' it into a bucket full of water and bubbles, instead? Just do it exactly like how we wash our clothes. (Joking)

Aunt: Are you crazy? Do you want to kill the cat?

Mom: Can we use the washing machine instead? (Not joking)

Me: ?????

Aunt: Do you want your cat to drown??

Mom: I don't think it will ever drown. Just put it in the machine for a minute or so, with less water. (Still not joking)

Aunt: It WILL drown!

Mom: You sure? Even just for a minute? (Obviously, not joking)

Situation Two:
I was having a hot fever, with flu and a hacking cough, and couldn't get up from my bed. A week before I went to visit a friend of mine who was infected by an unknown virus and admitted into the Intensive Care Unit (I.C.U). A day after I got the flu, my uncle was holding a function at his house. The relatives were there and asking for me. My mom explained to them why, and then told me the next morning. This is the translated version of the conversation.

Mom: They asked you to go to the hospital.

Me: Why so?

Mom: They were afraid that you got that swine flu, because you went to visit your friend who got infected by the same virus last week.

Me: Who told you that my friend got sick because of the swine flu?

Mom: You did.

Me: No, I told you he was infected by an unknown virus, admitted to the I.C.U. But it wasn't the swine flu.

Mom: Oh. (Thinking)

Me: "Oh"? (Wondering)

Mom: I told them that your friend was sick because of the swine flu, and dying.

Me: He's not dying. I never told you that. (When mom? When? When?)

p/s: My mother is the most innocent person in the family. (-_-")

29 comments:

Tasya DNA July 14, 2009 at 9:27 PM  

lols~ hahaha..

Igniz July 14, 2009 at 9:31 PM  

tasyaDNA: agak musykil dgn nada gelak cik tasya ni.......:P

Tasya DNA July 14, 2009 at 9:36 PM  

aper plak.. my mom camtu la..seriously, same gilew~ huhu

Igniz July 14, 2009 at 9:37 PM  

tasyaDNA: ooo..patut la gelak camtu..gelak org trauma dpt mak innocentXD

nieya88 July 14, 2009 at 9:58 PM  

LOL!!..

I can't help imagine your mom's expression while reading this..

Igniz July 14, 2009 at 10:27 PM  

nieya88: good imagination you have there:)

Just_najmiE July 14, 2009 at 11:27 PM  

ahahaha!!

so cute.. I can totally relate to u n ur mum.. lalala~~

skyrocketed July 14, 2009 at 11:31 PM  

haha... masukkan kucing dlm washing machine even air sket... mcm x caya jer.. but to cara kreatif nk mandikan kucing...

Igniz July 14, 2009 at 11:47 PM  

najmie: of course:)

skyrocketed: mak aku belajar jadi kreatif dari aku..hahaha!

Suying July 14, 2009 at 11:51 PM  

hahaha~ur mom vry cute la!!!

Igniz July 15, 2009 at 12:00 AM  

suying: what about her son? :P

Wallaby the Meli July 15, 2009 at 12:03 AM  

washing machine. ahaha honestly i once thought of doing tht also but tak jadi ler cuz oh well, the pet will drown u see... oh well, ur mum's cute but i can identify with her :) you know my mom started to talk real cute now... since not too long ago

Igniz July 15, 2009 at 12:09 AM  

wallaby the meli: that means there's still some childishness in them (ur mom and my mom), which is good:)

Max J. Potter July 15, 2009 at 12:18 AM  

oh amusing~! the convs. chomel. =)

Igniz July 15, 2009 at 12:28 AM  

max J. Potter: thank you:)

nkecik July 15, 2009 at 7:25 AM  

kahkahkahkahkah,wat lawak lagi, amik ko, terdiam tros.

patut la kes swine flu macam serius je kat mesia. miscommunication ke?

Wallaby the Meli July 15, 2009 at 8:36 AM  

yea igniz, i guess so... haha. semakin tua semakin cute...sometimes they get annoying too... my mom la... haha

Precious July 15, 2009 at 10:33 AM  

Ain't it why we love our mom very much!

Igniz July 15, 2009 at 1:01 PM  

n: i'm not sure myself..maybe kot.

wallaby the meli: heehee:)

precious: yup!:)

l e n a July 15, 2009 at 4:24 PM  

omg..ur mom's so cute! so innocent and also appears to be young at heart hehe

miss faten July 15, 2009 at 4:46 PM  

macam mak saya.
ROFLOL:DD

Igniz July 15, 2009 at 7:46 PM  

lena: em:)

faten: ROFLOL:D

a kl citizen July 15, 2009 at 9:46 PM  

lucky u...

Igniz July 15, 2009 at 9:48 PM  

a kl citizen:yes:)

hannamaruku July 15, 2009 at 9:54 PM  

nak share mak dengan awak boleh tak boleh tak?

Igniz July 15, 2009 at 9:58 PM  

hannamaruku: jom kawen:P

Suying July 16, 2009 at 12:49 AM  

her son? nt as innocent as his mom!!!
HAHAHAHAHA~

♥ sOFIa ♥ July 16, 2009 at 1:53 AM  

heee. your mom is very cute. no wonder she got a creative child like you.

:)

Igniz July 16, 2009 at 2:20 AM  

suying: T_T timkai.....

sofia: *blush* ehehehehe....

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