We Are Not That Beautiful

A conversation between a man and a very beautiful woman.

Man : So, are you ready to answer my questions?

Woman: Yup. I'm ready. I was born ready.

Man: Right. Okay, first question, do you think that you're beautiful?

Woman: Nope. Because I'm a man, actually. It would be weird to say a man is beautiful, wouldn't it? I mean, a man can be 'handsome', or 'good-looking', and some other masculine words to describe him. But 'beautiful'? We can use the word 'beautiful' for a man, I think, but I feel so uncomfortable to use it when I know that there are better words.

Man: Owh, okay. So, do you think that you're...good-looking?

Woman: Heh, got you! Actually, I'm a woman. A real woman. I was joking just now. You can use the word 'beautiful'.
Actually 'good looking' is also fine for a woman.

Man: Okay..so do you think, again, that you're beautiful?

Woman: Beauty is very subjective, don't you think so? Everybody defines beauty differently, so it wouldn't be fair if I were to say whether or not I'm beautiful, since everyone else got a different view.

Man: Yes, I agree. I understand. I realize that. Just, answer my question, please.

Woman: I don't know. Maybe? What do you think? Am I beautiful?

Man: I..I'm not looking for my opinions. I want yours. And I don't give a shit about you, honestly.

Woman: Oh, I see. Okay. Umm..

Man
: So?

Woman: Whoa..this is tough..

Man: ......

Woman: Or perhaps we should change the word? How about 'interesting'? Wait, interesting is very subjective, too.

Man: You know what? Just forget it. Pretend that I was never here.

Woman: Huh?

17 comments:

Nadia May 28, 2009 at 12:15 PM  

woah? new layout? very nice! i like brown! :)

ファラ 'aqila May 28, 2009 at 12:43 PM  

all girl is beutiful..

anis May 28, 2009 at 12:43 PM  

s0o, it's really hard to understand woman. rite? lol :)

Igniz May 28, 2009 at 7:39 PM  

nadia: now i know one thing about u..heehee:P

aqila: yup. beautiful in their own way..:)

anis: it's hard to understand men as well:)

anyway guys, this post is not about women ONLY..it's about us, both men and women..that's why I used 'we'..;)

the unknown May 29, 2009 at 2:42 AM  

i think the woman is confused.

hehe. the guy didnt ask her whether others think she's beautiful.. but what she thinks of herself.

neway, bro.. someone is writing a love novel and she's naming the hero 'ig'. yeah, a part of ur name 'igniz.

her writing's kinda cool. i think u should check it out.

http://ginny-uninterrupted.blogspot.com/2009/05/but-ig-henry-hadi-loves-me_24.html

Igniz May 29, 2009 at 8:39 AM  

unknown: yup, that is one of the points i wanted to highlight.hehe. another point is (which is the main point) that I wanted to show that the woman may be beautiful, but her attitude annoys people. that's life. both men and women.heh.

fezaL Mohd May 30, 2009 at 8:13 AM  

beautiful liar haha

Igniz May 30, 2009 at 11:24 AM  

fezal: haha:P

sHa shinizzle May 30, 2009 at 3:45 PM  

luper ndak comment tadi sbb OMG, lovelovelove your new layout. Saw the template at bloggerstyles before, it looks so much better on real blog :)

n May 30, 2009 at 5:53 PM  

as usual. x paham... x pahammmmm

Igniz May 30, 2009 at 5:56 PM  

sha: maceh, cik sha:)
n: ish..ish..ish...:P

Ina Bendtner May 31, 2009 at 12:51 PM  

mmmmm beautiful stands for good-looking, right?

you know, women no beautiful else beautifool and it sucks the most ;]

Igniz May 31, 2009 at 5:21 PM  

Ina: I got to say that I agree with you.:]

anisizatyA.J June 4, 2009 at 3:34 PM  

hahaha.. A.N.N.O.Y.I.N.GGGG GILAAAA THAT WOMAN.hahah

Igniz June 4, 2009 at 4:40 PM  

anisizaty: tu la pasal...:)

Shasha Moza August 16, 2009 at 11:52 AM  

Wanita tu sebenarnya bimbangkan tanggapan si penyoal..Itulah lumrah manusia,tanggapan org lain berpengaruh besar dlm mbina keyakinan diri. If only we could read other's mind!

Igniz August 16, 2009 at 6:44 PM  

shasha: perempuan lebih memahami perempuan:)

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