This Is How Aliens Are Going To Destroy Us

Fantasy time!
Time to relax your mind and squeeze the absurdity out of you.
But remember, pal. For that even in absurdity there might lie the truth to ponder.

I have been thinking about how humans can be easily destroyed by aliens in the future, and this is what I've managed to come up with.

An alien comes down to Earth for a vacation and stops at a gifts shop.
This is the conversation.

Alien : Kreeeeeeet..(it can't speak human)
Father : Stop playing with your phone, Aqil. (busy wrapping up a present)
Son : I'm not playing with my phone, dad.

Alien : ...?? Kreeeet..?
Father : For God's sake, Aqil, can you please stop playing with your phone? Can you help cleaning up the place or something?
Son : I'm not playing with my phone, dad! And the place is already clean.

Alien : Kreeet? Kreeeeet..!! (angered by the fact that nobody is serving him)
Father : Okay! I've had enough! (he stands up, walks towards his son, takes the mobile phone off the son, and throws it out of the place)
Son : Dad! What's wrong with you?? What did you do that for??!
Father : I'm tired of you, okay? Such a bonehead and all you do is play! No wonder your mom left you in the first place!
Son : My mom didn't leave me! She left you! You stupid jerk! The only thing you know how to do is to sculpt things and sell them! That is all!!
Alien : Kreee...? (stupefied)

The son leaves the place and never comes back.
The alien is too small for them to notice, and even if they do, to them 'he' will look more like one of the sculptures the father made rather than a 'person'.

Alien : Kreeeet..! (poor service!)

p/s: Wanna know more about aliens? Check the 'fantasy' genre.XD

9 comments:

Nadia May 25, 2009 at 1:14 PM  

brilliant. :)

love it.

wunny cool sajer May 25, 2009 at 1:21 PM  

haha
alien tu dtg kat tmpat yg x spatutnye laa.
++ kat family yg ade probs.
huihh~
;P

faz May 25, 2009 at 2:14 PM  

hehehehe..
lawak.

ntah2 awak ni alien tu kot.
huhu :)

n May 25, 2009 at 3:44 PM  

...

mane UFO? mana transformers? mana alien2 planet nameck?

Igniz May 25, 2009 at 7:40 PM  

nadia: nape komen cik nadya lately mcm xde perasaan je..heeheeXD

wunny: tu la pasal..:P

faz: kalau dlm dunia ni ada manusia yg sbnrnya alien, that would be u, cik fazXD

n: UFO disorok dlm invisible mode, transformers ngah sibuk shooting movie ke-3, planet nameck dah kene musnah lagi sekali oleh saki baki keturunan fliza (freeza)..huhu.

faz May 26, 2009 at 9:11 AM  

OMG!~
y meeeeeeeeeeeee??
hahaha:))

Igniz May 26, 2009 at 9:17 AM  

faz: sbd cik faz mkn manyak, pastu suka kasut...(nape sy rasa mcm ngah describe diri sendiri je..XD)

faz May 27, 2009 at 9:40 AM  

hehe..
oke, klau mcm tu kita GENG yeh O_o

Igniz May 27, 2009 at 9:56 AM  

faz: no probs! okay, kpd sesiapa yg menghidapi sindrom perut berdimensi dan gila kasut, meh la join kami..ape nak bagi nama team eh?:P

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