The Slap Of Destiny

Two students were talking to each other at the back, while the teacher was busy explaining Pythagorean theorem to the others. The teacher slapped them right on the face. At the end of the year, those two students scored 'A' in Mathematics.

One student was having a nice slumber in the class when the English teacher gave out a handout containing a short passage on the novel 'The Phantom Of The Opera'. The teacher slapped the boy hard on the back of his head, and the boy woke up in shock. The next year, he scored 'A' for English subject in 'PMR'.

Half of the class didn't read the short story that was given a week before. The teacher slapped them, kicked down the door and went out furiously. Six months later, the class won the 'Nadi Ilmu Amalan Membaca' a.k.a 'NILAM' (a reading program) award for reading more then 300 books each.

Three students were caught copying during the monthly test. The teacher slapped them, and yelled at them in anger. Ten years later, they became the chief invigilator in their respective college.

See? When a teacher slaps, it actually means more than just pain.
It's a slap of destiny.

But I don't slap my students.
Physical assault won't last.
I'm more into giving them their worst fear.

If the one who messes with me is a boy student, then I'm gonna flirt with his girlfriend and snatch her away from him. Let him cry in vain. Broken-hearted.

If the one who messes with me is a girl student, then I'm gonna introduce her boyfriend a better girl so that he will immediately leave her. Let her cry in pain. Broken-hearted.

Emotionally damaged is the worst condition for humans like us can ever be in.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Heh Heh Heh Ha Ha Ha.

Damn, how I wish I could do that.

Kids like them are cute, except for the part when they are not being cute anymore. And on this coming 16th, teachers will have their day.

23 comments:

Suying May 13, 2009 at 9:45 PM  

ohh ohh!
den rite...
if de student was being good...
wld u intro him/her a nice boy/girl for dem?
LOL~

Igniz May 13, 2009 at 10:11 PM  

suying: don't want:P

nOllY dOllY May 13, 2009 at 10:40 PM  

euw...kejam tul.
:P

Igniz May 13, 2009 at 10:42 PM  

nolly: takdir...XD

anis May 13, 2009 at 10:59 PM  

slap of destiny? sure o not? lol~ :)

damya May 14, 2009 at 1:18 AM  

i wonder..which one was u.. Math or English or the Nilam

Igniz May 14, 2009 at 7:53 AM  

anis: sure kot...XD
damya: none of the above:)

n May 14, 2009 at 12:04 PM  

If the one who messes with u is a girl student, then u should snatch away his boyfren. turn him into gay. Let the girl cry in pain. Broken-hearted.

though i dont know which one is more painful for a girl. boyfren dirampas perempuan lain atau lelaki lain. wahaha

faz May 14, 2009 at 12:26 PM  

cikgu..tolong la tampar sy skng!
huhu:P

Igniz May 14, 2009 at 7:43 PM  

n: silap ari bulan, pompuan tu pun join sekaki tukar taste jugak. carik pompuan plak. sudah.XD
faz: cik faz suh sy tampar cik faz ke? xleh..sy tak suke tampar students..especially pompuan..i don't hit girls..:P

aiMo0o May 14, 2009 at 9:14 PM  

Niat tak menghalal kan cara ye cikgu..hehehe

Anonymous May 15, 2009 at 3:08 AM  

seriously ijaN..i jus got 2 n0e that 'NILAM' stands for 'Nadi Ilmu Amalan Membaca' puwahahahah
fiNally..i got some useful info from ur 1000000x entries =p

-aYu

Igniz May 15, 2009 at 3:27 AM  

aimooo: heh heh heh:P
ayu: org pun baru tau, ayu..org carik kat internet maksud NILAM time nak buat post nih..ahaha..:P
ayu, ayat ayu terbalik..ayu patut ckp, i got 1000000x useful infos from your entries..baru best..wahwahXD

the unknown May 15, 2009 at 1:50 PM  

u're teaching english igniz?

where at?

do u actually flirt with ur students? heh

'aqila May 15, 2009 at 2:03 PM  

when i was in standard 5, my math teacher throw away my book from level3 just because i didn't finished my homework. at the end, yeah, u are right, i got A for that subject.

Igniz May 15, 2009 at 7:32 PM  

unknown: not exactly a teacher..doing practicum as an English teacher somewhere in Bamboo River (Sungai Buloh)..heh..ada gak niat nak flirt sikit2 ngan students pada mulanya..:P
tapi malangnye aku dapat students form 1 n form 2...kecik2 lagi..huhuhu..tapi ada twins form 2 yg EXTREMELY cute..da besar nanti mesti diorg akan jadi gadis penghancur hati ramai laki2 dgn jayanya..haha.

aqila: hehe, nice throwing, teacherXD

the unknown May 15, 2009 at 9:32 PM  

igniz:
is it hard 'controlling' the kids? haha

Igniz May 15, 2009 at 10:19 PM  

unknown: sometimes, yes..most of the time, yes as well..hehheh.

En. Hizzly May 16, 2009 at 11:53 AM  

cikgu keji..

nOllY dOllY May 16, 2009 at 12:53 PM  

hi Igniz..
can i ask u a favor??
huhu....add me in ym, nollyarwen

Igniz May 16, 2009 at 1:27 PM  

hizzly: aku blaja dari ko la ni:P

nolly: seriously, i'd love to..tp since i install vista, ym i won't work..can't sign in..dah uninstall and install baru pun xleh..cik nolly ada suggestion x?anybody got suggestions? sy buta IT skit...huhuhu..seriously i need ym or something like that..

nOllY dOllY May 16, 2009 at 4:09 PM  

try install ebuddy at www.ebuddy.com
guna ebuddy tu leh log in sume account IM include YM.
x pon, bley online YM guna email yahoo, beta version.

Igniz May 17, 2009 at 9:57 AM  

nolly: i da try install lagi sekali ym..da boleh sign in..tapi xleh edit profile and gambar suma..even nak add contacts pun mcm ade response..nape ek?pening lak pale ni.

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