Long Distance Relationship

Alberto Gonzalez Cappuccino lives in Zimbabwe.
Rubella Mocha Buccacio is from Zimbabwe, but now studying in Kelantan, Malaysia.
They are madly in love with each other.

So before Mocha left, Cappuccino told her that she must never forget him, and never ever fall in love with another man, or worse, another girl. He said;

"I heard Malaysian men are good-looking, smart, polite, love reading, animal lovers, kind-hearted, they hate terrorism and eat a lot, and....they eat a lot. It's a country of food! They told me that they love to ea..."

"Okay, I got it! They eat a lot. I got it. Well, I don't like men who eat a lot. I like men like you. Tasty.." she winked.

"Okay...goodbye then.." he wished sadly.

"Bubbye love.." she replied, and she was gone.

"Bubbbbbbyeeeee.....wait! What about 'good-looking', 'smart', 'polite', 'love reading', 'animal lovers', 'hate terrorism' and 'kind-hearted'?? You didn't say you don't like them!?"

Three years later.

They are still together, still loving, still missing.
They contact each other via E-Mail, YM, SMS, MMS, and their most favourite medium, letters on a bird. They learned this technique from Mocha's great great grandfather.
Cappuccino is creative, he once tried sending a letter using a cat (since he knows Mocha loves cats so much) about one and a half year ago. But Mocha told him that she had never received that particular letter.

Cappuccino plans to make a surprise visit to his beloved girlfriend in Malaysia. He asks his best friend, Gustavo Latte to use his YM account, pretend as him and chat with Mocha at a certain time on a certain date. And Cappuccino has already gone to Malaysia a day before the planned 'chatting' session.

So when the day comes, Mocha chats with her beloved 'Cappuccino' (which is Latte at the moment) and is not expecting him to be there in Malaysia. Then suddenly, someone rings the door bell. The girl opens the door.

"Surprise, Mocha dear..!!!????" Cappuccino looks into the girl's eyes in shock.

"Umm...Mocha is not home at the moment..." she replies.

"What? Where is she? Who are you?" he asks curiously.

"I'm Susu, her housemate. She's in...oh no..." slapping her head.

"What?" his heart starts pounding heavily.

Meanwhile, in Zimbabwe...

Latte is wondering why Mocha is not replying his messages. Then suddenly someone knocks the door. He opens it, and...

"Surprise, Cappuccino love...!!!!!????"


nOllY dOllY May 1, 2009 at 12:54 PM  

are these story from ur head?

Igniz May 2, 2009 at 12:25 AM  

nolly:yup:)if i heard it from anyone or anywhere, i will definitely mention and give credits to the source:)

the unknown May 2, 2009 at 12:42 AM  

what kinda psychology r u studyin mate?

Igniz May 2, 2009 at 1:01 AM  

unknown: i'm not studying psychology..i'm studying English. But i love psychology and i always read about it. So if i were to answer your question, then it would be psychology in general, perhaps?

Suying May 2, 2009 at 1:52 AM  

wat is tis?
failed communication in starbucks?

Igniz May 2, 2009 at 8:28 AM  

Suying: heehee..:P

Anonymous May 2, 2009 at 10:07 AM  

mmmm Mocha. With whipped cream. Hahahaha.

Seriously boy, sometimes I thought you're studying Pychology instead of English. You have talent ;)

Anonymous May 2, 2009 at 12:34 PM  

describing urself eh jan? yeah, obviously the "good looking, smart, polite.." oh.. everything!!

the story sounds familiar. hmmm..

Nadjighah May 2, 2009 at 5:33 PM  

Hye! I like ur blog. Interesting.
I'm a future English teacher too, btw. ;]

♥ sOFIa ♥ May 2, 2009 at 8:03 PM  

bahahaha. luckily my LDR does not have the same miscommunication. bahahhahahaha :P

or else. i'll be partially dead.

Igniz May 3, 2009 at 1:24 AM  

Sha: Honestly, I love psychology more than English..but I didn't get a chance to study psychology..so I read about it myself instead..talent? Everybody got talent I guess..thanks, miss shinizzle:)

azrul: kebetulan je kot..:) cite ni aku terbayang ketika termenung..org suka buat surprise visit kat partner diorg, but apa akan jadi kalau dua2 wat surprise visit at the same time? camtu laa...heehee..

Nadjighah: Thanks!:) Leh la kita share ideas pasni:) but sy xsure nak jadi cikgu ke tak...I'm more to being a writer or pensyarah motivasi..heeheee...:P

Sofia: U're a nice person, so actually that helps develop ur communication in a relationship..:)

hannamaruku May 3, 2009 at 3:30 AM  

baiklah i akan bagitau semua orang sekarang.
i suka mocha daro cuppocina.
berkaitan tak dengan entry u? :P

Igniz May 3, 2009 at 7:20 AM  

hanna: berkaitan...mesti berkaitan punye...:P

nadya May 3, 2009 at 11:02 AM  

comel la entry neh! kamu bagus banget deyh! kagum saye! :D

nkecik May 3, 2009 at 11:51 AM  

hahahaha!lawak lawak

nkecik May 3, 2009 at 11:51 AM  

hahaha lawak lawak

Igniz May 3, 2009 at 12:03 PM  

nadya: wah, cik nadya berbahasa dari seberang..terima kaseh..:)
nkecik: maceh..maceh..:P

nOllY dOllY May 3, 2009 at 3:42 PM  

pensyarah motivasi??
thats suit u well.

Igniz May 3, 2009 at 5:46 PM  

nolly: is that a compliment or sarcasm?:P

aiMo0o May 5, 2009 at 7:06 PM  

hehehe... this is cute.. uuhh how i mish starbucks... latte!!!

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