One Year Later

There was a snail knocking on a door. "Knock! Knock!". A man opened the door and found nobody but a snail on the floor. Feeling disgusted, he kicked the snail, and sent it flying to the opposite neighbourhood just across the road. Then he closed the door and went to sleep.

One year later, there was a knock on the same door again. "Knock! Knock!". The man opened the door and found nobody but a snail on the floor. Then immediately the snail shouted, "Why the hell did you kick me, sucker?! You wanna fight?!".

p/s: I heard this story (or joke) from Mr. Shariman, one of the school counsellors. Credit goes to him. And please tell me that you do understand the story. Hehehe.:)

25 comments:

nkecik May 30, 2009 at 7:12 PM  

yea yea i got this joke, u made me laugh on this one!

miss AIN May 30, 2009 at 7:44 PM  

xpaham..;p

Igniz May 30, 2009 at 9:10 PM  

n: hooray!:)
ain: alaaaa..:P

anis May 30, 2009 at 9:47 PM  

ok, i get that :)

Igniz May 30, 2009 at 9:58 PM  

anis: heehee:)

nOllY dOllY May 30, 2009 at 10:33 PM  

hikhik...ciannye ciput tu....
setahun perjalanan dia..

Igniz May 30, 2009 at 10:40 PM  

nolly: tau takpe..punye la kukuh dia punye determination..:P

miss AIN May 31, 2009 at 12:30 AM  

saje buat2 tapaham..;p

Igniz May 31, 2009 at 12:33 AM  

ain: :P

sHa shinizzle May 31, 2009 at 10:27 AM  

its determination is admirable
its grunge-holding is... meh.

haha

Igniz May 31, 2009 at 11:12 AM  

sha: kite amik yg positive je la..:P

aiMo0o May 31, 2009 at 5:36 PM  

hahahahaha!!! cute and vry funny... Kem salam kat Mr. Shariman eyh..hehe

Igniz May 31, 2009 at 5:45 PM  

Aimooo: tanak kirimkan salam..tanak..tanak..:P..btw, lama betul menghilang?hm?

ファラ 'aqila May 31, 2009 at 8:49 PM  

hehehhe..

Anonymous May 31, 2009 at 9:30 PM  

hikhik :p
i got that.... cute one,
if only humans were like that, there'd be less fights and arguments in the world na...
SAY NO TO WAR....SAY BRAVO TO PEACE..

man u rulezz

Igniz May 31, 2009 at 10:28 PM  

aqila: hehehehehe:)
anonymous: yes, say no to war, say bravo to peace..say yes to pretty girls..:P

Anonymous June 1, 2009 at 10:34 AM  

giler kentang si sipot tuh!!!!hehe. how i wish my determination is t same as his.hehe

Igniz June 1, 2009 at 10:36 AM  

anonymous: and now i shall grant your wish.....:P

aiMo0o June 1, 2009 at 11:05 AM  

lame mghilang? nape? nak blanje Cuklat ke?? hahaha.. sorry la sir igniz, my fans need me kat Facebook.. trpaksa bahagi mase... hehehe

Nadia June 1, 2009 at 2:45 PM  

hahaaaa! cutenya siput tuh! sian die. setahun tuh! semangat tol die heh. ape act die na ngan org tuh?

Igniz June 1, 2009 at 7:02 PM  

aimooo: blanja cekelat?? fans kat facebook?? cik aimooo sudah semakin pandai berimaginasi, i see..XD

nadia: err..yg tu Mr. Shariman xcite plak nape dia pi ketuk pintu umah tu..maybe dia nak tanya if ada bilik kosong utk disewa? skrg kan semua ngah sibuk praktikal..:P(bad joke..)huhu..

anisizatyA.J June 4, 2009 at 3:15 PM  

hahahahha...thats a good one ;)

Igniz June 4, 2009 at 4:40 PM  

anisizaty: domo arigatou:)

Anonymous November 27, 2011 at 2:28 AM  

errrr,that the snail are super-slow but still wana pick a fight..?..:P

Igniz November 28, 2011 at 10:11 PM  

anonymous: determination and willpower... :D

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