There was a snail knocking on a door. "Knock! Knock!". A man opened the door and found nobody but a snail on the floor. Feeling disgusted, he kicked the snail, and sent it flying to the opposite neighbourhood just across the road. Then he closed the door and went to sleep.
One year later, there was a knock on the same door again. "Knock! Knock!". The man opened the door and found nobody but a snail on the floor. Then immediately the snail shouted, "Why the hell did you kick me, sucker?! You wanna fight?!".
p/s: I heard this story (or joke) from Mr. Shariman, one of the school counsellors. Credit goes to him. And please tell me that you do understand the story. Hehehe.:)
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5 weeks ago
25 comments:
yea yea i got this joke, u made me laugh on this one!
xpaham..;p
n: hooray!:)
ain: alaaaa..:P
ok, i get that :)
anis: heehee:)
hikhik...ciannye ciput tu....
setahun perjalanan dia..
nolly: tau takpe..punye la kukuh dia punye determination..:P
saje buat2 tapaham..;p
ain: :P
its determination is admirable
its grunge-holding is... meh.
haha
sha: kite amik yg positive je la..:P
hahahahaha!!! cute and vry funny... Kem salam kat Mr. Shariman eyh..hehe
Aimooo: tanak kirimkan salam..tanak..tanak..:P..btw, lama betul menghilang?hm?
hehehhe..
hikhik :p
i got that.... cute one,
if only humans were like that, there'd be less fights and arguments in the world na...
SAY NO TO WAR....SAY BRAVO TO PEACE..
man u rulezz
aqila: hehehehehe:)
anonymous: yes, say no to war, say bravo to peace..say yes to pretty girls..:P
giler kentang si sipot tuh!!!!hehe. how i wish my determination is t same as his.hehe
anonymous: and now i shall grant your wish.....:P
lame mghilang? nape? nak blanje Cuklat ke?? hahaha.. sorry la sir igniz, my fans need me kat Facebook.. trpaksa bahagi mase... hehehe
hahaaaa! cutenya siput tuh! sian die. setahun tuh! semangat tol die heh. ape act die na ngan org tuh?
aimooo: blanja cekelat?? fans kat facebook?? cik aimooo sudah semakin pandai berimaginasi, i see..XD
nadia: err..yg tu Mr. Shariman xcite plak nape dia pi ketuk pintu umah tu..maybe dia nak tanya if ada bilik kosong utk disewa? skrg kan semua ngah sibuk praktikal..:P(bad joke..)huhu..
hahahahha...thats a good one ;)
anisizaty: domo arigatou:)
errrr,that the snail are super-slow but still wana pick a fight..?..:P
anonymous: determination and willpower... :D
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