I have four official, and about three unofficial cats. 'Official' means they are mine, obviously. 'Unofficial' here means they are not mine (they belong to my aunt and neigbours) but they always spend their sweet time at my house, and they even have breakfast and lunch, at my house. Be my guest.
So, two of my official cats, one is named 'Oyen' (Orange) and another is 'Kuning' (Yellow). They are very cute and fluffy. Especially that 'Oyen'. He's about 6-8 months old, while 'Kuning' is 2 months younger. I love both of them. Until yesterday:P
I was going out to buy lunch when I suddenly caught both of them red-handed, under my car!!(Okay, it's my brother's car). 'Oyen' was on top of 'Kuning'! Immediately I ran back into the house and asked my mother.
Me: Mom, that 'Kuning', is it male, or female? (Mak, Kuning tu jantan ke betina?)
Mom: I think it's a male cat..(thinking)..yup, it's a male. (Rasanya jantan..(fikir)..ha'ah, jantan.)
Me: Oyen is banging Kuning under the car! (Oyen tengah main ngan Kuning kat bawah kereta tu!)
Mom: They are always like that.. (Diorang memang macam tu..)
I was like, "What the @%$# is going on??". Both of them are males! I went back to the car and saw they were having 'sex', ignoring me. And 'Kuning' was screaming.
Kuning: Urgh..!! Damn it!
Oyen: Relax..relax dudey..
Kuning: Damn it, Oyen!
Okay, I'm making myself look stupid by translating their conversation. Can I throw up? But you get the point, right?
Later my mother told me that my aunt's male cats were also banging each other. What???
What now, is this a new trend for them? Gay is the new way? Duh.
Yesterday night, when Oyen came to me and tried to play around me, I kind of ignored him. I said, "I don't deal with gay cats." Let's consider that was a punishment, for him.
And when I think about it again, I AM SO GLAD THAT I AM STRAIGHT, THAT I LOVE GIRLS SO MUCH. It wouldn't be fun if everything is JUST the same thing, would it? Hee. Love and peace.
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5 weeks ago
34 comments:
o.k seriously...
i can't stop laughing when i read ur post.haha.blm penah lg jadi dekat my cats. i av 14 cats at home.thank god. i wouldn't know how to deal with gay cats either.lol.
hikhik...
no picture ke??
agaknya, female cat nowadays ni da pandai memilih kot.
gay?? r u serious!
hehehe..
damn funny!;p
siap boleh translate bahase kucing!
euwww... ijan ko dpt tgk aksi gay live... geli2...
hahahahaha~
sampai bley tulis dialog gay kucing tu. kagum2. hehe
anda sepertinye sgt memahami dunia gay itu. lol~
:P
welcome to gheyworld.
u ignoring ur cats 'coz they're gay??
yorrr~jahatnya!
anonymous: among those 14 cats, there must be 1 0r 2 of them, gay!:P
nolly: u expect me to take pictures of them making love? no way..maybe kot kucing betina nowadays demand lebih..hehehe..
hanem: seriously serious:)
Ain: i understand cat language:P
usen: eleh..geli ke jeles? ko kan dah lama idam babak2 mcm tu..hakhakXD
anis: sy membesar dgn kucing..tapi sy tidak membesar dgn dunia gay..hehe:)
N: I don't want this kind of world..huhu..
Suying: sapa kata saya baik?:P
n : welcome to gheyworld
this! win!
hahahha, mmg ader ghey animals. Raser aritu kluar kat discovery channel ke hape.
pehh naseb baek anti kuching. asal tengok jerr~ CABUTTTTT
btw, gay? lawak gile bole ak.. kucing jename fendi hape? Could've been great if I can understand what the male cats say like you did, myb time tu dorg kate, 'Ina is out of my taste. amek Igniz aa, bro'
:P:P:P:P:P
hahaha.. sgt klakar.. kucing pn gay.. but gay is happy.. hahaha.. dunia skang..
ijan: ahaha,so cute.maybe kunsa kot.i know that kunsa is common among rabbits.Cats,not sure.bole masuk majalah 3 ni.huhu
Sha: rosak kucing zaman sekarang ni...huhu..
Ina: kucing tu takkan berjaya ngurat sy..perasaan chenta sy pada wanita masih menebal..XD
hanep: dunia sekarang? ceh...:P
hahaha omg this is so funny! it had never crossed my mind that animals can actually be gay.
but, ignoring your cat just because it's gay? that's prejudice! haha
this is some story to tell my "cat-loving" family =D
nene: kalau masuk majalah 3, diorg amik gambar sy x, agak2?masuk TV..:P
iena: ala..sehari je sy denda Oyen tu..td pagi da guling2 dia balik da..rindu ar xkaco kucing sehari..hehe..nak cite kat family? silakan:)
OMG! is this for real? scary!
Syahirah: it seems so..huhu.
First time here .. and liking it very much! Keep on writing ... I'll be back!
precious: thanks for dropping by..I'll be waiting for you:P
ahahah.
kucing gay.
lawak+aneh=possibilities:))
LOL. I guess your cats just got bored and decided to make do with whatever they could get? At any rate, you shouldn't stop loving them coz their gay!
faten: possibilities:)
whoaamello: i never stopped loving them..was just giving them a punishment, for a night:)
hahaha..gay cats eh...didnt know cats pon boleh songsang/lol...my cat lak, dia nak bang his sister but shes still so small and already i dah rse smacam je..well, now i feel its better than being a gay cat..haha
anisizaty: animals nowadays memang byk da songsang da pun..hehehe.
alaaa. rugi u ta record n post kat blog. haha. funny la entry neh! gelak guling guling!
setahu saye, dorang tuh kesepian. ta jumpe betina or na tackle ta dpt kot. haha.
pena tengok harimau gay juge. :)
Nadya: tu la pasal..kesian pun ada gak kat diorg tu..huhu..harimau gay? ganas.....:P
hi back mr.igniz.. =)
so u hav gay cats huh??
haha lawak2~
talking bout things happening in dis so-called modern world..
cats pn da pndai suke same sex eh??
haha =p
asni: haih..tu la pasal..mcm2 hal.XD
hahahaha!!! dat translation part was... urmmm... interesting... hak3....!
adui, i laugh my ass off on this one..
but it's a fact..
some cats are gay..
lets pray that they kembali ke pangkal jalan..
kih3
aimooo: marilah kita sama2 berdoa..hehe.
erk?!
kucing pun gay??
nurul: ye, kucing pun dah gay skrg ni:)
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