My Cats Are Gay

I have four official, and about three unofficial cats. 'Official' means they are mine, obviously. 'Unofficial' here means they are not mine (they belong to my aunt and neigbours) but they always spend their sweet time at my house, and they even have breakfast and lunch, at my house. Be my guest.

So, two of my official cats, one is named 'Oyen' (Orange) and another is 'Kuning' (Yellow). They are very cute and fluffy. Especially that 'Oyen'. He's about 6-8 months old, while 'Kuning' is 2 months younger. I love both of them. Until yesterday:P

I was going out to buy lunch when I suddenly caught both of them red-handed, under my car!!(Okay, it's my brother's car). 'Oyen' was on top of 'Kuning'! Immediately I ran back into the house and asked my mother.

Me: Mom, that 'Kuning', is it male, or female? (Mak, Kuning tu jantan ke betina?)
Mom: I think it's a male cat..(thinking)..yup, it's a male. (Rasanya jantan..(fikir)..ha'ah, jantan.)
Me: Oyen is banging Kuning under the car! (Oyen tengah main ngan Kuning kat bawah kereta tu!)
Mom: They are always like that.. (Diorang memang macam tu..)

I was like, "What the @%$# is going on??". Both of them are males! I went back to the car and saw they were having 'sex', ignoring me. And 'Kuning' was screaming.

Kuning: Urgh..!! Damn it!
Oyen: Relax..relax dudey..
Kuning: Damn it, Oyen!

Okay, I'm making myself look stupid by translating their conversation. Can I throw up? But you get the point, right?

Later my mother told me that my aunt's male cats were also banging each other. What???
What now, is this a new trend for them? Gay is the new way? Duh.

Yesterday night, when Oyen came to me and tried to play around me, I kind of ignored him. I said, "I don't deal with gay cats." Let's consider that was a punishment, for him.

And when I think about it again, I AM SO GLAD THAT I AM STRAIGHT, THAT I LOVE GIRLS SO MUCH. It wouldn't be fun if everything is JUST the same thing, would it? Hee. Love and peace.

34 comments:

Anonymous June 5, 2009 at 10:36 AM  

o.k seriously...

i can't stop laughing when i read ur post.haha.blm penah lg jadi dekat my cats. i av 14 cats at home.thank god. i wouldn't know how to deal with gay cats either.lol.

nOllY dOllY June 5, 2009 at 10:49 AM  

hikhik...
no picture ke??
agaknya, female cat nowadays ni da pandai memilih kot.

miEz haNeM June 5, 2009 at 11:56 AM  

gay?? r u serious!

miss AIN June 5, 2009 at 12:54 PM  

hehehe..
damn funny!;p
siap boleh translate bahase kucing!

skyrocketed June 5, 2009 at 1:10 PM  

euwww... ijan ko dpt tgk aksi gay live... geli2...

anis June 5, 2009 at 1:40 PM  

hahahahaha~

sampai bley tulis dialog gay kucing tu. kagum2. hehe

anda sepertinye sgt memahami dunia gay itu. lol~

:P

n June 5, 2009 at 2:58 PM  

welcome to gheyworld.

Suying June 5, 2009 at 4:13 PM  

u ignoring ur cats 'coz they're gay??
yorrr~jahatnya!

Igniz June 5, 2009 at 4:24 PM  

anonymous: among those 14 cats, there must be 1 0r 2 of them, gay!:P

nolly: u expect me to take pictures of them making love? no way..maybe kot kucing betina nowadays demand lebih..hehehe..

hanem: seriously serious:)

Ain: i understand cat language:P

usen: eleh..geli ke jeles? ko kan dah lama idam babak2 mcm tu..hakhakXD

anis: sy membesar dgn kucing..tapi sy tidak membesar dgn dunia gay..hehe:)

N: I don't want this kind of world..huhu..

Suying: sapa kata saya baik?:P

sharpie sHa June 5, 2009 at 4:40 PM  

n : welcome to gheyworld

this! win!

hahahha, mmg ader ghey animals. Raser aritu kluar kat discovery channel ke hape.

Ina Bendtner June 5, 2009 at 5:27 PM  

pehh naseb baek anti kuching. asal tengok jerr~ CABUTTTTT

btw, gay? lawak gile bole ak.. kucing jename fendi hape? Could've been great if I can understand what the male cats say like you did, myb time tu dorg kate, 'Ina is out of my taste. amek Igniz aa, bro'

:P:P:P:P:P

Sir Hanif Abd Nasir June 5, 2009 at 6:22 PM  

hahaha.. sgt klakar.. kucing pn gay.. but gay is happy.. hahaha.. dunia skang..

Nene Matahari June 5, 2009 at 6:57 PM  

ijan: ahaha,so cute.maybe kunsa kot.i know that kunsa is common among rabbits.Cats,not sure.bole masuk majalah 3 ni.huhu

Igniz June 5, 2009 at 6:57 PM  

Sha: rosak kucing zaman sekarang ni...huhu..

Ina: kucing tu takkan berjaya ngurat sy..perasaan chenta sy pada wanita masih menebal..XD

hanep: dunia sekarang? ceh...:P

l e n a June 5, 2009 at 7:28 PM  

hahaha omg this is so funny! it had never crossed my mind that animals can actually be gay.

but, ignoring your cat just because it's gay? that's prejudice! haha

this is some story to tell my "cat-loving" family =D

Igniz June 5, 2009 at 7:37 PM  

nene: kalau masuk majalah 3, diorg amik gambar sy x, agak2?masuk TV..:P

iena: ala..sehari je sy denda Oyen tu..td pagi da guling2 dia balik da..rindu ar xkaco kucing sehari..hehe..nak cite kat family? silakan:)

SyAhiRah LaLAla June 5, 2009 at 9:32 PM  

OMG! is this for real? scary!

Igniz June 5, 2009 at 10:30 PM  

Syahirah: it seems so..huhu.

Precious June 6, 2009 at 7:13 PM  

First time here .. and liking it very much! Keep on writing ... I'll be back!

Igniz June 6, 2009 at 7:24 PM  

precious: thanks for dropping by..I'll be waiting for you:P

miss faten June 6, 2009 at 10:13 PM  

ahahah.
kucing gay.
lawak+aneh=possibilities:))

★ whoaamello ★ June 6, 2009 at 11:15 PM  

LOL. I guess your cats just got bored and decided to make do with whatever they could get? At any rate, you shouldn't stop loving them coz their gay!

Igniz June 7, 2009 at 12:01 AM  

faten: possibilities:)

whoaamello: i never stopped loving them..was just giving them a punishment, for a night:)

anisizatyA.J June 7, 2009 at 5:02 AM  

hahaha..gay cats eh...didnt know cats pon boleh songsang/lol...my cat lak, dia nak bang his sister but shes still so small and already i dah rse smacam je..well, now i feel its better than being a gay cat..haha

Igniz June 7, 2009 at 10:41 AM  

anisizaty: animals nowadays memang byk da songsang da pun..hehehe.

Nadia June 8, 2009 at 1:43 PM  

alaaa. rugi u ta record n post kat blog. haha. funny la entry neh! gelak guling guling!

setahu saye, dorang tuh kesepian. ta jumpe betina or na tackle ta dpt kot. haha.

Nadia June 8, 2009 at 1:45 PM  

pena tengok harimau gay juge. :)

Igniz June 8, 2009 at 2:00 PM  

Nadya: tu la pasal..kesian pun ada gak kat diorg tu..huhu..harimau gay? ganas.....:P

aSNi FaRisyA June 9, 2009 at 3:05 PM  

hi back mr.igniz.. =)
so u hav gay cats huh??
haha lawak2~
talking bout things happening in dis so-called modern world..
cats pn da pndai suke same sex eh??
haha =p

Igniz June 9, 2009 at 6:44 PM  

asni: haih..tu la pasal..mcm2 hal.XD

aiMo0o June 11, 2009 at 12:34 AM  

hahahaha!!! dat translation part was... urmmm... interesting... hak3....!

adui, i laugh my ass off on this one..
but it's a fact..
some cats are gay..
lets pray that they kembali ke pangkal jalan..
kih3

Igniz June 11, 2009 at 11:15 AM  

aimooo: marilah kita sama2 berdoa..hehe.

NURUL HARUN June 15, 2009 at 10:27 AM  

erk?!
kucing pun gay??

Igniz June 15, 2009 at 10:38 AM  

nurul: ye, kucing pun dah gay skrg ni:)

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