An Advice From A 'Practicum' Teacher

To those who have finished the 'Final Year Thesis' ('Term Paper' some might call):

Go celebrate heartily. Go hang out somewhere, have fun, and make some bad decisions. Regret later. Celebrate like you're the happiest and greatest person on Earth. Celebrate like you got Kate Beckinsale as your girlfriend (for boys), like you got Hugh Jackman as your boyfriend (for girls). Then make sure you find a new one the next day. You deserve a new one everyday. You deserve it.

To school students:

Be prepared. You haven't seen Hell yet. Don't cry if you got straight 'Es' for your SPM papers. Save your tears for the thesis in your upcoming college years. Leave and let your girlfriend suffer with her menstrual pain. Leave and let your boyfriend with a dumber girl. Because when you get your title (for your thesis), you won't be able to care less about the rest.

To suicides who still fail to die:

Have you tried a new way? Have you run out of ideas? I got one. Go to a college, find a supervisor, tell him (or her) that you have a title for your thesis. Make sure it is approved, then proceed with the research designs. You will die. Promise.

To those who have not finished the 'Final Year Thesis' ('Term Paper' some might call):

Get a pet. Make sure it's not gay. Play with it, feed it. You need it. After you get bored with it, find a psychiatrist. Tell him (or her) that you need help. When he (or she) asks, "what kind of help?", you answer, "with my thesis". I'm sure you'll feel better. If that doesn't work, then get yourself almost-killed, get hit by a car or something. At least you'll have a reason to extend, without being labeled as 'Failed'.

p/s: I'm under pressure.*sigh*


nOllY dOllY June 9, 2009 at 9:11 AM  

hugh jackman??!!
auww....i like it..

g siapkn la ur thesis tu.
nant leh bergumbira.

Igniz June 9, 2009 at 11:37 AM  

nolly: hopefully.huhuhuhu.

Anonymous June 9, 2009 at 11:39 AM  

biler due date thesis ni?
all the best, dude

p/s : I love how exam/thesis can strike fear in ourselves even after years of schooling/studying :))

Igniz June 9, 2009 at 11:56 AM  

Sha: 1st of July..T.T

Anonymous June 9, 2009 at 12:00 PM  


that's, like, less than 3 weeks to go. Oh well, all the best igniz ;)

may you'll survive the hellish thesis

Igniz June 9, 2009 at 12:06 PM  

Sha: thank you.hehehehe.3 weeks to go.hehehehe.heh.i'm dead.heh.:)

Anonymous June 9, 2009 at 12:36 PM  

offtopic jap

you don't have twitter ek?

Igniz June 9, 2009 at 12:43 PM  

sha: takde..huhu..showie..

Anonymous June 9, 2009 at 12:57 PM  

hey bro, good luck with your thesis!!
uhh, takut puler memikirkan kehidupan di uni~~:))

anis June 9, 2009 at 1:23 PM  

leave and let your girlfriend suffer with her menstrual pain? apekah...~hoho

under pressure? chill ya ;)
bley nye siap tu..sempat. +ve! :D
ganbatte neh!

Igniz June 9, 2009 at 1:27 PM  

Faten: kehidupan di uni sgt seronok sbnrnya..:)

anis: ye, sy tgh pikir positive la ni..sebab tu sy belum cuba bunuh diri lagi..hehehehe.

anis June 9, 2009 at 1:33 PM  

haha. jgn2.

btw, im wondering what will ur advice be for a future practicum teacher ;)

finish up ur thesis then write this ya as u really like writing. hee.
bley? ;P

Igniz June 9, 2009 at 1:38 PM  

anis: sure. nanti bila da nak start practicum, remind me ok? i'll share some experience or tips with you (hopefully the good ones):)

anis June 9, 2009 at 1:41 PM  

okies. 3 more years to go. hehe~ :)

Igniz June 9, 2009 at 2:26 PM  

anis: that time, i think i will have enough experience to share.:)

anisizatyA.J June 9, 2009 at 3:35 PM  

haha..meh i tlong u wat sket kerja..and i tanak hugh jackman,,not my type..i nak robert pattison and ed westwick ,ceh ceh demand

Igniz June 9, 2009 at 6:43 PM  

anisizaty: nak tolong? but u're studying medic, and me studying language..camne tu?:P

nkecik June 9, 2009 at 9:19 PM  

to school students:

leave ur books. leave your homeworks. dont go to the class. so u wont ever enter the college. hence u'll never know ur thesis title. start from now children, ditch school!

to suicides who still fail to die:

keep trying.

to you who havent finished ur thesis:

go sleep la.. it's too late already.. u wont make it.. wahaha!

all the best dude

Igniz June 9, 2009 at 9:29 PM  

nkecik: "u wont make it" and "all the best dude". which one is your real wish, dey??haha.

nkecik June 9, 2009 at 9:40 PM  

u choose laa :p

Igniz June 9, 2009 at 11:55 PM  

n: ceh. mesti ar choose yg best2.haha.

Mr K June 10, 2009 at 1:45 PM  

klakar lak aku baca komen2 korang

Igniz June 10, 2009 at 1:51 PM  

mr K: kamilah kanak2 riang ribena.heh.

anisizatyA.J June 11, 2009 at 1:04 AM  

ala...language piece of cake je..bring it on...ahhahaha (as if i really can lend a hand je kan)

peningkepale June 11, 2009 at 10:43 AM  

haha. gile la mamat neh!

Igniz June 11, 2009 at 11:17 AM  

anisizaty: memang la tak susah mana..tapi procedures dia..penat wo.hehe.

peningkepale: ye, sy sudah gile.aaaaaaaaaaa.

SyAhiRah LaLAla June 16, 2009 at 6:50 PM  

this one is hilarious. u are going to survive,,dont worry too much ok :) good luck with ur paper.

Igniz June 16, 2009 at 7:37 PM  

syahirah: domou arigato:)

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