Aliens Will Never Know Us

A giraffe was eating an ice cream given by a small kid at the zoo..
The kid said, "this giraffe likes to eat ice cream!". The mom replied, "giraffes are like humans too.." The boy remembered those words since.

Later on the next day, he went to school and told his friends that giraffe were humans too (he forgot to mention the word 'like'). The friends laughed at him. Then he told his teacher about the incident. Trying to stop the children from laughing at the kid, he said, "Yes, what he said is true. Giraffes breathe, eat, drink, sleep, take a shit, and flirt too. Don't we do those things? They were humans once, but then were cursed and transformed into animals, because they were too lazy to study..always skipped classes..didn't do homework and so on.." The class nodded their heads silently.

Then the kids started talking about the topic all the time. "Giraffes are humans too!", "they were humans once!", "don't be lazy, or you'll become a giraffe!", "Ilyas is a lazy boy, he'll become a giraffe boy..(singing)". The story about giraffes and humans were alike became a trend, a coinage (a generalized word). "Hey giraffe (lazy bum), do your work!" said the manager to the employee.

Years later, the world had become a place full of lazy people, and the coinage was used in daily conversations. At the same time, an alien was doing an aerial reconnaissance. With an invisible mode, he landed his Unidentified Flying Object also known as U.F.O and started listening to humans' conversations. "Try not to giraffe, okay? (as a verb)", "he's a giraffe! (as a noun)", "you are so giraffe! (as an adjective)", the alien heard. Then he went back to his planet and reported to his commander.

"Giraffe???", the commander was shocked.
"I want humans! Not giraffes!! Let's go find a different planet!!"

See how forgetting and adding words could change the whole meaning of a sentence we said? First time it saved us from alien invasions, but next time who knows what effect it could bring to us...XD

17 comments:

♥ sOFIa ♥ March 30, 2009 at 10:58 PM  

haha
so cute

GIRAFFES ARE HUMANS

nguhahaha :P

Igniz March 30, 2009 at 11:10 PM  

ngeeeeheeheeXD

Suying March 30, 2009 at 11:31 PM  

ahaha...u tink vry far ah u igniz!

Igniz March 31, 2009 at 1:02 AM  

suying: that's me:P

skyrocketed March 31, 2009 at 6:07 AM  

why must ilyas has to be the in first place as the lazy person... hahan... sian dier dude

45927 2326 March 31, 2009 at 6:32 AM  

ha betul tu. naper kena nama "Ilyas" gak? huhuhu... report kat madam zainon...

Igniz March 31, 2009 at 7:10 AM  

tu bkn ilyas kita la..tu ilyas johorXD

Azrul March 31, 2009 at 3:31 PM  

tu la.. men petik je.. ijan ckp ilyas johor. ko perasan kenape? ko mcm giraffe ke? mane ade giraffe pendek, even yg baru lahir pun tinggi gak~
ngeeeheheee

anyway jan... u have issues ngan aliens? =P

skyrocketed March 31, 2009 at 5:50 PM  

haha....

Sir Hanif Abd Nasir March 31, 2009 at 6:23 PM  

ilyas johor? hahaha.. dah lama ke ko kenal?

nadya March 31, 2009 at 8:38 PM  

im a giraffe la kalau cmtu. i malas. :p

Igniz April 1, 2009 at 6:34 AM  

azrul: nope, aku takda issues nagn aliens..aliens tu yg ada issues ngan aku..hakhak.XD
usin: buat penat tggu page loading je kalau ko stakat nak taip 'haha'..kat chatbox tu pun leh taip, sen...hei...XD
hanep: takda la lama...bbrp abad yg lalu..XD
nadya: eh, takla..cik nadya xmcm giraffe pun..giraffe kot yg mcm cik nadyaXD

Nene Matahari April 1, 2009 at 10:04 AM  

i think this time ijan dah mengarut lebeh sangat.haha.tp i get ur point.

but why girrafe??
theyr cute what?pakaila monyet ke?hippo ke,lg seswai.huhu

Igniz April 1, 2009 at 9:03 PM  

nene: i u know me, i'll know that i always mengarutXD..pilih giraffe coz giraffe antara haiwan yg paling innocent..hakhakhak:P

Igniz April 1, 2009 at 9:04 PM  

pembetulan utk cik nene: ***if u know me, u'll know that i always mengarutXD***

aiMo0o April 2, 2009 at 9:39 AM  

i'm introducing
"u are so0o girrafe" expression to all my classmates...hahaha

Igniz April 2, 2009 at 8:50 PM  

aimooo: haha, orait!:P

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