Aliens Will Never Know Us

A giraffe was eating an ice cream given by a small kid at the zoo..
The kid said, "this giraffe likes to eat ice cream!". The mom replied, "giraffes are like humans too.." The boy remembered those words since.

Later on the next day, he went to school and told his friends that giraffe were humans too (he forgot to mention the word 'like'). The friends laughed at him. Then he told his teacher about the incident. Trying to stop the children from laughing at the kid, he said, "Yes, what he said is true. Giraffes breathe, eat, drink, sleep, take a shit, and flirt too. Don't we do those things? They were humans once, but then were cursed and transformed into animals, because they were too lazy to study..always skipped classes..didn't do homework and so on.." The class nodded their heads silently.

Then the kids started talking about the topic all the time. "Giraffes are humans too!", "they were humans once!", "don't be lazy, or you'll become a giraffe!", "Ilyas is a lazy boy, he'll become a giraffe boy..(singing)". The story about giraffes and humans were alike became a trend, a coinage (a generalized word). "Hey giraffe (lazy bum), do your work!" said the manager to the employee.

Years later, the world had become a place full of lazy people, and the coinage was used in daily conversations. At the same time, an alien was doing an aerial reconnaissance. With an invisible mode, he landed his Unidentified Flying Object also known as U.F.O and started listening to humans' conversations. "Try not to giraffe, okay? (as a verb)", "he's a giraffe! (as a noun)", "you are so giraffe! (as an adjective)", the alien heard. Then he went back to his planet and reported to his commander.

"Giraffe???", the commander was shocked.
"I want humans! Not giraffes!! Let's go find a different planet!!"

See how forgetting and adding words could change the whole meaning of a sentence we said? First time it saved us from alien invasions, but next time who knows what effect it could bring to us...XD