KTMB: A Love Story

So it was a very bright morning that day. I could see clearly everyone's face, the way they moved and adjusted their shoes. The sky was like a shining crystal that allowed me to walk with my eyes closed. The lights were dazzling my sight but I could smell the niceness of their perfumes from so far, indeed. Thank God, because if I couldn't see a thing but suddenly smelled something so fragrant, well, it would scare me to death. And I realized that eyes and the ability to smell don't really relate. But who cares?

Then suddenly there was an announcement.

"Attention to all passengers. Not for your own safety, do stand in front of the yellow line. Because the train will be arriving at platform number two. Very soon. Do get in first before the passengers inside the train get out. Do not hesitate. If some you died, then the place would be less crowded. Thank you."

Nobody listened to the announcement. Nobody followed the order. A minute later, they announced another.

"Attention to all passengers. Due to some technical difficulties, the train from Rawang to Seremban will be delayed for 40 minutes from schedule. I am very sorry that I joked around about your death just now. I do hope for all of you to live. I want y'all to survive and arrive late at respective workplace. I want you to get fired. I want you to suffer, alive. Thank you."

Everyone panicked. The horror of being late was unbearable. But there came in another voice at the station.

"Attention to all passengers. The train has departed from Rawang station. It will be arriving in 25 minutes time. I apologise again for wanting y'all to get fired. I did not mean to mention about it just now. It was too soon. I'll save it for later. Thank you."

Everyone stopped looking at each other. Honestly I had no idea why they looked at other people every time they heard something weird. For that did not matter, a final announcement was made.

"Attention to all passengers. The train from Rawang will be arriving at platform number two. For your own safety, please stand behind the yellow line. Please wait for the passenger inside the train to get out first. Thank you."

Now we know why they were always late and why they always announced something so nicely. Love story? Well, I witnessed that couples didn't really care about the train being late. They were in a different world.

13 comments:

Aida Hazlan December 25, 2009 at 1:12 AM  

A 'love story' indeed :)

SOFIA December 25, 2009 at 3:40 AM  

the first three announcements tu real or u just made it up?

hahahaha :P how come i havent heard of those things before uh?

im not in a diff world, i guess :P

Anonymous December 25, 2009 at 4:23 AM  

cis!

-aYu

Igniz December 25, 2009 at 6:40 AM  

aida hazlan: ngeee..:D

sofia: kalau betul first 3 announcement tu diorang buat, habis riot kat KTM tu. hehehe.

anonymous ayu: hahahaha..:D

Healmie a.k.a BuRN December 25, 2009 at 12:43 PM  

"Attention to all readers, if you find the contents of this blog confusing and irritating, wait till you see the writer!" hahahahaha :-p

p/s: check http://pandaisimpan.blogspot.com maybe my latest entry will benefit u somehow, insyaAllah...

'AQILAH December 25, 2009 at 3:05 PM  

heee :)

hannamaruku December 25, 2009 at 3:14 PM  

haha i like the first 3 announcement yeahh. eh best ape kalau dorang buat btol2!

ignizz!!! lame tak jenguk u! :))
nnty nak bli magazine gempak u!
hehe ;)

Igniz December 25, 2009 at 3:30 PM  

burn: pasni aku nak cas Rm157.60 kat sesaper yang nak promote blog dia kat blog aku. leh buat bisnes ni. hehehehe. :D

aqilah: heee :P

hanna: hehe..kalau diorang buat betul2, i pun nak buat betul2 apa yg i bayangkan selama ni. letupkan ktmb. hehe.

ish, jgn la panggil 'magazine gempak u'. i bukan owner magazine tu. heehee. silakan2! :D

SOFIA December 26, 2009 at 7:01 AM  

gosh. i seriously thought those were real. u made them sound soooo real.

mana tau ktm saja nak light up the atmosphere. hehee

hahahahhahaha. :P

Igniz December 26, 2009 at 9:57 AM  

sofia: kalau betul diorang nak light up the place by making those announcements, then nanti station tu pun akan light up gak, literally. muahahaha! :D

phyto hystrix December 27, 2009 at 2:02 PM  

Slm..

Hahaha! You made my day.. XD

Fakhrul Anour December 27, 2009 at 6:12 PM  

Damn Igniz! You're good. Suddenly an idea came over to my head. Lets work on this story. Yeahhhh!

Igniz December 27, 2009 at 6:36 PM  

phyto hystrix: w'slm...glad to hear that. :)

fakhrul anour: no problem! lets work on it!

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