Aliens Are Afraid Of Us

On the 3rd of December 2009, five aliens landed on our beloved Earth. They had been observing our world for years and they believed that was the right time to come down and infiltrate the planet. They thought that we had been very ignorant and forgetting about the definition of being prepared.

They entered a museum, they gave a look at all those pictures and stuff, and they talked. Now, what you are about to read is the translated version of their conversations. It is way above classified.

Alien One:

"You know, one day I saw a couple of humans watching a movie together in their house. In order to learn about their culture and everything, I secretly joined them. I watched the movie with them. Seriously, the movie was damn good! I was emotionally touched! The title was 'The Notebook'. Now I feel like crying, man."

Alien Two:

"Stupid! That kind of movies only makes you become weaker! They give you emotions, they make you cry, they make you become sensitive! We don't need those things! Look at me, last month I stole a DVD titled 'The Dark Knight', and I have been very brave since. It was about a superhero who fights bad people who steal, murder and whatever. And there was The Joker, the craziest super villain you can ever see!"

Alien Three:

"I watched 'The Time Traveler's Wife' the other day, and I just wept. Oh my God, you have no idea how tragic the movie was. Can you imagine, what will you do if you have an ability to time travel, but you can't control it and you keep disappearing like, everyday? And your wife has to wait for you, bear the pain of having another time traveler in her stomach. Honestly dude, it was effing good! And the moment when he knew the day he...he...uuhuhuhuhuu! (burst into tears)"

Alien Four

"Okay, stop it already! Let me tell you a funny movie that I watched last month, 'Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian'. It was so stupid, yet it made me laugh, mate! Can you believe it? All the statues, pictures and other exhibits in the museum came to life at night! Whoa! Now look around us. Imagine if these things suddenly start moving and talking and attacking us. What's the time, now? Yeah, another 20 minutes. Haha!"

Alien Five (The Captain):

"Okay, let's move out! The mission is canceled!"

Alien One, Two, Three, Four:


Alien Five:

"Are you guys stupid? Have you not listened to what you said just now? They can make you cry, they have a superhero who fights bad guys, they got a time traveler, and their museum becomes alive at night! They are more dangerous than I thought! We need to come up with a better plan! I also heard there will be movies about the most intelligent detective called Sherlock Holmes, and about two great warriors titled 'The Storm Warriors'! You want to wait for that? Don't be stupid, and don't you guys ever watch them! Let's move! Damn, these humans are good!"

Alien Two

"They also got another alien race that is big and able to transform into any sort of technologies. And they fight for humans, too."

Alien Four:

"Hey, maybe we should find the One Ring that can destroy everything, right? Let's go to Mordor! Or maybe we should create a perfume that makes everyone else bow to us!"

Alien Five:

"Shut up."


Niji December 5, 2009 at 9:14 PM  

The aliens were deceived...

SOFIA December 5, 2009 at 9:37 PM  

two words: creative thinker :)

anak pak man December 5, 2009 at 9:54 PM  

You rule..

anisizatyA.J December 5, 2009 at 10:17 PM  

hahahhaha! i love joker! heheh and yeah the notebook (my fav movie) never fails to make me weep man. tsk

Judiene December 5, 2009 at 11:12 PM  

what a funny story
very creative!

btw, don't forget we have lot of wizards and witches too (Harry Potter)

Igniz December 5, 2009 at 11:28 PM  

niji: obviously. :P

sofia: thank you:)

anak pak man: thanks, man. hehe.

anisizaty: the notebook is one of the best romantic movies to me. :)

judiene: ah..harry potter. how could i forget. :)

Healmie a.k.a BuRN December 6, 2009 at 1:10 AM  

Ijan, what u expect me to say? hehe..

Igniz December 6, 2009 at 1:41 AM  

burn: say nothing, man..say nothing. hehe.

phyto hystrix December 9, 2009 at 10:45 AM  


You witnessed the conversation...You might be Alien Six! Or, of the statues in the museum,or..a face in one of those paintings..



Igniz December 9, 2009 at 6:18 PM  

phyto hystrix: cctv, my dear. :)

phyto hystrix December 10, 2009 at 12:10 AM  

CCTV? Oops,tlupe plk! Hihi..

Then,you must be working in a museum... ;D


Igniz December 10, 2009 at 7:57 PM  

phyto hystrix: i hacked government's system. :P

phyto hystrix December 11, 2009 at 12:32 AM  

Ahah! Jems Bon rupenye..haha!

Fakhrul Anour December 11, 2009 at 12:41 AM  

Muahaha! ^_^... Ooo my guccci!
You're one kind of an alien la... Igniz!
Lovely tales... make u 5 in 1 kinda alien.

Igniz December 11, 2009 at 9:36 AM  

phyto hystrix: sikit2 la.. :P

fakhrul anour: i'm not an alien. hehe. :P

Fakhrul Anour December 12, 2009 at 4:50 AM  

Igniz: That makes you a deniable alien type of human. Huhu!(*what am I saying?)

Igniz December 12, 2009 at 7:11 AM  

fakhrul anour: i have no idea what you're saying. :P

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