Edisi Khas Bahasa Melayu 5: Hikayat Esemes

Sepasang couple sedang ber-SMS pada waktu malam sebelum tidur. Jam menunjukkan 11.47.34, 11.47.35, 11.47.36......

Juli
Nantuk... :(

Rapit
Pi tido pi. :)

Juli
Epok?

Rapit
Tammau. :P

Juli
Nyanyi n dodoikan?

Rapit
Tanak. :D

Juli
:'(

Rapit
Olololoh... :D

Juli
Nanite... *blowing kiss*

Rapit
Alamak! Dah terbang pergi! :(

Juli
Camne boleh terbang pergi? :(

Rapit
Angin kuat sangat. Tak sempat tangkap. :(

Juli
Pi carik balik! Kalau tak tammau kawan dah. :(

Rapit
Okey! Jap! Jap! Jappppp!

Selepas 3 minit...

Rapit
Dah dapat! Tersangkut kat satelit Astro atas bumbung rumah tadi. Heheh. :D

Juli
:)

Rapit
Betul dah nak tido?

Juli
Betul laa... dah nantuk giler. Medula oblongata I dah shut down dah ni. :(

Rapit
Ooo... okey2. Hati2! ;P

Juli
Nape?

Rapit
Ada hantuuuu...eeeeee.... :D

Juli
Tak takut pun~

Rapit
Nanti jangan peluk bantal tau. Takut terpeluk benda lain pulak..... heheheheh~ :D

Juli
Bwek! Tak takut!

Rapit
Nanti jangan pandang bawah katil tau....

Juli
Ish!

Rapit
Huhu. T_T

Juli
Nape?

Rapit
I tertakutkan diri sendiri. T_T

Juli
Hehehe. Padan muka! ;P

Rapit
Wuwuwu. T_T

Juli
Klakar la U ni... hee. :D

Rapit
Heheh. U hepi tak skrg?

Juli
Hepi! Nape tanya?

Rapit
Hm.... :)

Juli
Nape 'hm....'?

Rapit
Jom kita break up jom. :D

Juli
Huh? What?

Rapit
I said, jom kita break up jom. :D

Juli
Why??? :(

Rapit
Ntah. Dah lama sangat kita kapel. Bosanlah pulak. Heheh.

Juli
U jangan main2!

Rapit
Mana ada I main2. I serius ni. Tengok I buat muka serius. Hm. >=[

Juli
U serius ke ni? Sumpah? :(

Rapit
Sumpah. Jom la break up. :)

Juli
Habis tadi nape U mesra2? Nape buat I senyum? Nape buat I hepi??? :'(

Rapit
Sebab I nak bagi mood U baik. Supaya U boleh terima keputusan ni dengan baik. I ada baca kat Internet. Kalau nak break up, make sure si dia tu dalam mood yang baik & waras. Hee. :D

Juli
Palotak U!

23 comments:

phyto hystrix June 22, 2011 at 5:02 AM  

assalamulaikum.

hm,kalau i jd juli,jgn react pelik2.jawab ok je sudah :) mesti beliau terkejut balik. hahaha pdn mukes! :D btw u suka bagi nama pelik2 en ijan!

Igniz June 22, 2011 at 7:20 AM  

phyto hystrix: heheh. good idea. :P

eh, habis u nak i taruk nama apa? Badruzzaman? Amelia Hafeezah? cehh~ :P

Farhana Jafri June 22, 2011 at 11:00 AM  

sakit otak aku bace bahasa dorang.. pape pun trbaik la rapit tu.. frst tym jmpe org cmtu.. hahaha

jemput singgah ANASAURUS :)

Igniz June 22, 2011 at 11:02 AM  

farhana: heheh. thanks for dropping by. :)

Judiene June 22, 2011 at 2:13 PM  

Hahaha.
OMG! He's so cruel.

Igniz June 22, 2011 at 5:19 PM  

judiene: :P

Vy Nin June 22, 2011 at 5:44 PM  

he's so jahat like you. hahaha :D

Igniz June 22, 2011 at 5:54 PM  

vy nin: what? i'm like... super-baik kot. :D

anak pak man June 22, 2011 at 10:34 PM  

haha.. was shaking my head at the cliche-ness of the conversation.. did NOT expect the bomb at the end.. perfectly executed enchik igniz.. salute! :D

Igniz June 22, 2011 at 10:37 PM  

anak pak man: please don't try this at home. heheh. :P

Anonymous June 23, 2011 at 12:24 AM  

kene hati2 la pasni.ahahaha. agak2 baik semacam je, terus tido.

Igniz June 23, 2011 at 12:44 AM  

anonymous: haha. takpun, make sure setiap malam korang gaduh. cari topik untuk cari pasal. hehehe.

P.E June 24, 2011 at 12:31 PM  

aku terasa nak tampo-tampo budak laki tu . XDD

nini syuffina jalil June 24, 2011 at 12:34 PM  

hye :)

sumpah kelakar entry ni ;D
niceeee :)

Igniz June 24, 2011 at 12:41 PM  

p.e: hehehe. tak baik tampo2 orang ni. :P

nini: thank you. :D

Hayati Buya June 26, 2011 at 10:00 PM  

Jahatnye Rapit ! hahaha

Igniz June 26, 2011 at 10:48 PM  

hayati: haha. itulah realiti. ;P

khairun kirmizi July 13, 2011 at 12:04 AM  

senyum, senyum & senyum jer even lps baca post ni...... =)

Igniz July 17, 2011 at 2:38 AM  

khairun: :)

missnatuya July 21, 2011 at 10:04 AM  

:) nmpk cm kejam, tp still can laugh

Igniz July 23, 2011 at 8:17 PM  

missnatuya: :)

DedOllY September 12, 2011 at 12:59 PM  

gosh! da lama tak baca blog u.. pastu gelak2. hihi..

hai!! selamat hari raya.

Igniz September 15, 2011 at 4:19 PM  

dedolly: hai! selamat hari raya jugak. :)

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