Time Traveler's Dreams

What would you do if you could bend time and space and go back and forth from the past and the future? Or in a simple sentence, if you could time travel?

Ooh, there must be a lot, yes? There must be a list of things you wish to have done or not years ago, and there must be some sort of dreams you would want in the future. Cool. Okay, why don't I ask this question to myself and see what I would do if I was allowed to time travel. Come on, humour me.

What would I do if I was a time traveler?

1. I would definitely go and meet Albert Einstein, Galileo Galilei and the rest, and tell them not to make any useful formula about Mathematics. I would force them to ignore the logic and make the subject seem less important. If they refuse, then I dump them in the age of dinosaur. See if they can formulate that.

2. I would find the young Matt Bellamy (MUSE) and tell him that one day he's going to be a music genius, join an awesome band, win a lot of prestigious awards and have a really great fan (that would be me). So in return he'd make songs with me in their lyrics, people would be asking, "Who the hell is Igniz? Matt keeps mentioning his name!" and he'd say, "My muse".

3. I would tell Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and George Bush that they're going to suck. So just go and jump off a cliff or something. Do not waste Earth's oxygen. Oh yes, I'd definitely tell Lady Gaga not to make the 'Alejandro' video clip 'that' way because it freaks me out.

4. I would remind myself not to waste my time and money going to cinema to watch crap movies like...too many.

5. I would kidnap the 8-year-old Stephenie Meyer and tell her thousands of times that vampires don't sparkle under the sunlight. They burn! And werewolves are supposed to be half-man half-wolf, not a complete obese wolf!

6. I would reveal all the correct answers for every test and then spend my study time playing. (Don't tell me you didn't see this one coming.)

7. I would help myself choose which queue I should take at the ATM machine because so far the one that I've taken has always been the longest one (duration wise).

Well, it'll take about 88 years if I want to list down everything. So let's make do with these seven for the moment, alright? So, what about you? What do you have in mind?


11 comments:

sofia September 26, 2010 at 12:27 AM  

I would make everyday a 9th september day, so that i get the chance to ask you for more presents, everyday.

I like your no one point by the way :)

- koroe - September 26, 2010 at 3:03 AM  

don't think of any.
already knoe it is impossible.why waste time to think about it..haha..

Igniz September 26, 2010 at 6:27 AM  

sofia: and i would travel to other places on every 9th September so u wouldn't find me. haha. :D

koroe: lots of things yang impossible dalam dunia ni but we still think and imagine about them, aite? that's the beauty of the word 'if'. :)

sofia September 26, 2010 at 11:45 AM  

Cannot cannot. U were mentioning about time traveler, not place traveler. I will make sure to find u and for no reason, u still have to give me presents.

Igniz September 26, 2010 at 12:12 PM  

sofia: i did mention bend time and space. it means i can move to one place to another as well. even if i cant, then i can at least travel to other days on 9th Sept so u wont find me. hahahaha! :D

sofia September 26, 2010 at 4:15 PM  

Do not ignore my presents :(

Igniz September 26, 2010 at 4:46 PM  

sofia: Hahahahahaha. :D

Anonymous September 26, 2010 at 6:29 PM  

I will go back to the day before we first met & avoid the handshake...

Amy Hoshiko September 26, 2010 at 9:03 PM  

one or two that i can think of.

i think, i'd like to meet all the previous world leaders who intended to start a war so that some of the under-developed countries people wouldn't have to suffer depression and hunger. yeah serious, i know.

i wouldn't agree to be my ex's girlfriend.

well, your post is very interesting indeed but all of them are just 'wishful thinking'.

i hope you'll always continue blogging =]

Igniz September 26, 2010 at 9:16 PM  

anonymous: if that can stop people from being gay, i guess i would want to avoid a handshake, too.

amy: hahahaha. thank you. :)

Anonymous September 27, 2010 at 4:18 PM  

Surprisingly I've expected this answer eventhough as an anonymous. This is the main reason why I wish I could avoid the handshake... *sigh*

[*or maybe I didn't know that a blogger can actually trace the profile of an anonymous. Is it? If so, teach me!]

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