Let Us All Become Racist

I'm tired of hearing things about racism. I'm bored with being one of those people who got stuck in the middle of a war of words between one race and another. I am fed up. So just to make things a lot easier to comprehend and stop this 'I'm not racist but you are' nonsense, I decided to have these ideas of mine written and published. Let us all become racist.

Haven't you realized the exact reason why racist statements and acts become so sensitive in our country? It is because only a small amount of us can be considered racist while the rest is neutral. So when somebody mentions about the spirit of 'me' instead of 'us', everyone gets excited. But. Imagine if every single one of us is being racist, will racism be a problem? Ah Beng says, "I hate Malays!" and Samad replies, "Yeah, I know that. We know we hate each other, so what's the big deal?". Nobody is going to make a fuss when it's only normal for one to become racist, yeah? So again, I think we should all become racist. We should all hate each other.

However, in order to make this plan work and become a REAL racist, you need to do these following things:-

1. Do not EVER eat food that is not made by your own kind. If you're a Malay, do not consume 'roti canai', 'kuey teow' or spaghetti. Vice versa.

2. Do not EVER go to any sort of places that portrays the life of other races (including the sound of them!). If you're a Malay, do not go to Masjid India, Chinatown or Low Yat. Don't even travel to other countries! Vice versa.

3. Do not EVER idolize anybody who hasn't got the same skin. If you're a Malay, do not make Jackie Chan, Johnny Depp or even J.J Fernandez (the Hitz.fm radio announcer) as one of your idols. Vice versa.

4. Do not EVER watch any movie that includes people who don't speak your language in one way or the other. If you're a Malay, do not watch....anything. Vice versa. Maybe.

5. Do not EVER flirt with any hot girl you meet or see if she is not from the same race. If you're a Malay, do not fall in love with Marion Caunter, Aishwarya Rai or Kate Beckinsale. Vice versa.

6. Do not EVER learn about other languages. Do not expose yourself to a second language like Mandarin, Japanese or English. Do not speak, read or get involved with them no matter what. (You do realize that this is written in English, yes?) Vice versa.

And so many more don'ts...

So, think you can do all these things? Of course you can if you truly are racist, right? But if you find it hard to do all of the above, instead of humiliating yourself by being a poser, I suggest you do number seven.

7. Don't EVER become racist. Don't even try, at all.

p/s: Still, I know everyone is being racist in a very little way. But don't fight it. Just make sure that amount stays and never grows up. Chinese girls are hot and Indian boys are great sprinters.

14 comments:

sofia September 5, 2010 at 11:18 PM  

I choose number 7 then.

But i wonder if it's okay if i want to be meanism.

I am racist towards mean people, to be more specific. People like you.

It's not a crime, kan?

Hahahaha:D

miss faten September 6, 2010 at 12:04 AM  

Good points there...


And about every person has their own racist sides, well, that couldn't be more true :|

Igniz September 6, 2010 at 2:57 AM  

sofia: me? mean? no, u just like me the way i am. hahahaha. XD

faten: thank you. :)

Syafiq September 6, 2010 at 11:58 PM  

well,well,well.i dont know that you are concerned about this.at last ijan,at last.hehe

Igniz September 7, 2010 at 5:50 AM  

sapik: sadap ko. hehe.

anak pak man September 14, 2010 at 12:46 AM  

no. 4 is ssoooo true..
haha

but yeah, everyone (in Malaysia, at least) is a tad racist deep inside..

phyto hystrix September 14, 2010 at 12:31 PM  

31st August and 16th September. May the past tragedy be left a history,a guidance for us so we'd spare a little piece of appreciation for what we have now. It's not easy to get things the way they are,it was not a smooth ride. Now that we're living well among each other,let's make it worth the sacrifice. We'll be fine as long as we keep the faith alive. Happy Independence day n Slmt Hr Raya too,if it's not too late, :)

Igniz September 15, 2010 at 5:25 AM  

anak pak man: as long as the amount of it stays the same, we'll be fine.

phyto hystrix: Happy independence day & hari raya! :)

Anonymous September 22, 2010 at 4:38 PM  

awesome... i would definitely choose no 7... i suggest that u should seriously publish it bro... our people need an article like this..

good day and do keep writing.. your blog keeps me alive.. heheheeee

Igniz September 22, 2010 at 11:34 PM  

anonymous: thanks dude. :)

Maria Elena (Zarul) September 23, 2010 at 5:25 PM  

my name is Maria and i'm not racistttttt!!
*inspired by khan.

haha!
you definitely have awesome points =)

Igniz September 25, 2010 at 10:59 PM  

maria elena: thank you! thank you! :D

Mr K September 26, 2010 at 12:28 AM  

This one is awesome.

Igniz September 26, 2010 at 6:27 AM  

K: thanks dude.

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