The Shop Sells Condoms Of Three Designs!

This is a story that I heard from a dude who heard it from another dude years ago..
I wanna share it with those who haven't heard it..

There was a newly married couple. The wife was okay-looking, and had fair skin. The husband was also okay-looking and had fair skin. So in short, both were okay-looking and had fair skin. Haha.

They were deeply in love with each other, but the husband was always worried. He had a job, but the job wasn't great in terms of salary. What he got was just enough for both of them. They couldn't afford to have kids, yet.

So right immediately after they got married, the husband told his wife that he wanted to buy a condom, as a method to prevent her from getting pregnant. The wife agreed, and he went to a shop.

At the shop, he saw 3 types of condoms. One was black: cost RM0.50, another was white in colour: cost RM1.00, and the last one was black and white striped condom: cost RM1.50. Since he wanted to save the budget, considering that he was having a tough life, he picked the cheapest one: the black condom.

So the husband always used the black condom every time they had an intercourse. And every time after they finished doing it, the husband would wash the condom, clean it and keep it in his wallet, so that he could use it again for the next 'performance'. So in short, he used the condom, washed and cleaned it, kept it in his wallet, and used it again, night after night. Budget of the year.

After a year, the husband got promoted. He happily told his wife about the promotion and said that he needed to go out of town for 3 months. The wife was sad, but had to agree. So the husband went away..

During that period of time, the wife was feeling lonely and horny. She missed her husband so much, but couldn't do anything. So one day, she went to a 'mamak' stall to have breakfast. There was a 'mamak' preparing 'roti canai', with only wearing a 'kain pelekat'. The wife stared at him, and suddenly that mamak's 'kain pelekat' got blown away by the strong wind! (This might sound a bit extreme)

The wife was immediately turned on and asked the 'mamak' to follow her back to her house. The 'mamak' agreed, he said 'wokeh!', and they had a sexual intercourse there. Please be reminded that there was no condom used..since the husband kept it in his wallet and went away...

3 months later, the husband went home, while the wife was pregnant. The husband felt weird and said,

"I thought I used a condom. How can you get pregnant?"

The wife replied,

"Maybe there was a hole on always used the same condom every time."

Then he said,

"Owh..maybe you're right. Never mind, since I'm now a manager, i think we can afford to have a kid."

So they agreed to take care of the kid inside.

9 months later, her water broke, he brought her to a hospital, then poosh! They had a baby boy!

But the baby had dark skin. The husband was dumbfounded, and said,

"How come he has dark skin?? We both have fair skin!"

The wife didn't know what to say...and the husband kept on thinking, trying to find a good explanation for that situation. Then suddenly,

"Now I know why!"

The wife in fear and shock asked,

"Know what?"

The husband confidently replied,

" We got a baby with dark skin because of the black condom! Remember? I always used a black condom!"

In relief, the wife said,


Then he said,

"Thank God I didn't buy the striped one..."


Nene Matahari February 27, 2009 at 3:18 PM  

this can not be true..haha
tq 4 ur nice comments nway


Melissa ng February 28, 2009 at 1:39 PM  

Hey, thanks.
Anyway, sorry that i reply you late.
I was busy with homeworks lately, :)

Anonymous March 2, 2009 at 3:21 PM  

polka dots.. polka dots..

45927 2326 April 2, 2009 at 6:38 PM  

bingai ni...

aiMo0o April 9, 2009 at 8:56 AM  

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! hadoi yai!

Myrzuan JejakaSkema June 24, 2009 at 1:07 PM  


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