The Aliens (Will) Strike Back

After almost a year since the last attempt (click here if you want to know), they were back on the 14th of November 2010 with a more subtle plan. Yes, they still wanted to take control over the world. Still didn't give up.

Even though this time they had a more subtle plan, so they said, the location they had chosen to execute the plan was quite...the opposite. They chose a shopping centre.

Alien One:
"There are too many people here. Are you sure this is the best place? Why not the graveyard? The morgue?"

Alien Two:
"The morgue?? What are you, stupid? We want to dominate a living world, not the dead one! This is the best place. More people to witness how great we are. We just need to blend in and then, we strike!"

Alien Five (The Captain):
"Okay, here's the plan again. Make sure it sticks. Don't miss anything. Two of us will get the tickets, another two will buy the drinks, while me will be time keeper. I'll go to the toilet and wait for the signal. When the right time comes, we hit the button. Boom!"

Alien Four:
"Forth Eorlingassssssssss!!!"

Alien Five:
"What the hell was that?"

Alien Four:
"Owh, that's a battle cry. 'The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers'. Hee."

And so the plan started...

Alien One:
"So, this is what you called, 'blend in'? We're obviously different! Everybody is staring at us!"

Alien Two:
"Don't worry. I've studied everything. In their world, they have this one game called 'cosplay' where they wear costumes like cartoons, robots, aliens and stuff. To them, we're just cosplayers."

Man At The Counter:
"Can I help you sir?"

Alien Two:
"Give me two tickets for 'Dua Alam', please. 12 o'clock."

Man At The Counter:
"This movie is for 18 and above, sir. May I see your identity card?"

Alien Two:
"Here."

Alien One:
"Where did you get those?" (whispering)

Alien Two:
"I stole them. See how smart I am? I knew they would ask for identity cards."

Man At The Counter:
"I'm sorry, can you take off that mask for a second? I need to see your face."

Meanwhile...

Alien Three:
"Please give me two caramel popcorns and two Mirinda strawberries. Large."

Alien Four:
"Ah, I want Coke, please."

Alien Three:
"Oh, sorry. Make it one Mirinda strawberry and one Coke."

Man At The Counter:
"Okay. Okay, that would be RM12.90."

Alien Three:
"Okay, thank you."

Man At The Counter:
"Sure."

Alien Three:
"Heh. Heh."

Man At The Counter:
"........"

Alien Three:

"Heh. Heh."

Man At The Counter:
"Rm12.90, sir."

Alien Three:

"Okay, that's great."

Man At The Counter:
"Err...the money, sir?"

Alien Three:
"What's that?"

While in the toilet...

Woman:

"Ahhhhh! Pervert! Go! Go! Die! Die!"

Cleaner:
"Hiyeak! Take this! Hiyeak!"

Alien Five:

"Damn it!! Why are you hitting me!!? What did I do!!?"

Woman:
"You pervert! You think I don't know who you are just because you're wearing a costume!!?"

Cleaner:
"I've seen so many like you! You think I'm stupid? Just die!!!"

Alien Five:
"What the hell!!?"

So, during the post-mortem...

Alien One:
"You could steal two identity cards, but you missed the fact that there was a face on each of them, huh!!? Now I call that a genius! Really!"

Alien Two:
"Hey, don't put it on me! If these two clowns didn't blow their cover so quick, I would have had enough time to counter it!"

Alien Three:

"Whoa! Whoa! Hold the phone! Now you're pinning it on me? On me?"

Alien Five:
"You knew what to order, but you didn't know they had this 'money' thingy? You're probably the worst alien the humans could ever see!"

Alien Four:
"But boss, you didn't know they had gender... I mean, I knew of it. We all knew about it. It's so obvious in 'The Ugly Truth'.

Alien One:
"They pretty much have this man-woman thing on every movie. Don't you watch any of them? What's the matter with you, boss?"

Alien Five:
"Enough! We're going back now. We'll return with a better plan. And this time, don't miss a thing!"

And so they left. Worry not though, as in the future for sure they won't give up, they won't learn either.


14 comments:

Db Cooper November 18, 2010 at 2:54 AM  

hahaha, nice one.. gua terhibur bace cite lu nie

Igniz November 18, 2010 at 7:50 AM  

cooper: thanks dude. citer ringan jer ni. haha.

WZulhilmi November 18, 2010 at 12:07 PM  

cerita dua alam?? LOL!.. Alien tgk cerita melayu.. hahaha.. Nice entry.. :D

Igniz November 18, 2010 at 7:57 PM  

wzulhilmi: i'm pretty sure those aliens didn't know what the movie was about. :P

phyto hystrix November 19, 2010 at 12:54 AM  

slm,

My favourite! And now there's the series,wee! Those aliens are hilarious, I wonder where they're heading to next. People there would certainly die. Of laughing.

Draw 'em, draw 'em! I'd like to see! I'm imagining short, greenish-gray creatures. Eh, but that's toyol, with a lighter complexion. Hehee!

Igniz November 19, 2010 at 9:05 AM  

phyto: hahaha. i'm thinking about the same feature. but with more grey than green.

Anonymous November 19, 2010 at 5:27 PM  

Loving it... though next 'better plan' in upcoming sequel I hope will have Alien Five (THE captain) do all the spying works while the other 4 aliens wait for the attack calls. I suggest the next 'better plan' special for Alien Five is call 'Love Conquer'. That's interesting... dontcha' think? *green-grin*

Igniz November 19, 2010 at 9:57 PM  

anonymous: i dont think anybody can predict what their next move is gonna be. they're too predictably unpredictable. heheh.

Anonymous November 20, 2010 at 8:57 AM  

True... exactly! You're right. That's what make them exciting to humans. *wicked-wink*

Igniz November 20, 2010 at 5:15 PM  

anonymous: yup. hopefully.

Khairunnisa Ithnain November 29, 2010 at 9:03 PM  

haha~
agak lambat, bru nk baca..
ape2pon, ini cerita sangat best!
sgt suke baca blog anda~

Igniz November 29, 2010 at 10:52 PM  

khairunnisa: thank you.:)

iddy November 30, 2010 at 3:39 AM  

haha, well said

Igniz November 30, 2010 at 7:13 AM  

iddy: thanks. :)

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