Light Is Faster Than Sound

How do you define 'positive thinking'?
Is it by telling yourself, "think positive!" 2,314 times?
Or is it by telling yourself, "don't be negative!!" 3,747 times?

I once read, "to know whether or not you're a positive thinker, it actually depends on the number of birds that shit on you.."
Yup, the number of birds that SHIT on you.

You're a positive thinker if a bird shits on you, you don't get mad, you don't get angry, instead you say, "thank God cows don't fly.."
You're a positive thinker if more birds shit on you, you still don't get mad, you still don't get angry, instead you say, "I hope cows will never fly.."

Some people loosely assume that they can always tell who's positive, who's intelligent and who's not by simply looking at how that particular person looks.
They look to his/her face, appearance, attitude and whatnot, and then say, "I'm sure he's a positive thinker!" Or, "oh God, she is so intelligent!"

But be careful my friend, for light is faster than sound.

That is why some people may look intelligent, until you hear them speak.

Who started this moronic 'intelligent and positive face' anyway? Intelligence and thinking skills has got nothing to do with the size of our brain, and obviously it has got NOTHING to do with how we look! Come on, look at Einstein!