Two students were talking to each other at the back, while the teacher was busy explaining Pythagorean theorem to the others. The teacher slapped them right on the face. At the end of the year, those two students scored 'A' in Mathematics.
One student was having a nice slumber in the class when the English teacher gave out a handout containing a short passage on the novel 'The Phantom Of The Opera'. The teacher slapped the boy hard on the back of his head, and the boy woke up in shock. The next year, he scored 'A' for English subject in 'PMR'.
Half of the class didn't read the short story that was given a week before. The teacher slapped them, kicked down the door and went out furiously. Six months later, the class won the 'Nadi Ilmu Amalan Membaca' a.k.a 'NILAM' (a reading program) award for reading more then 300 books each.
Three students were caught copying during the monthly test. The teacher slapped them, and yelled at them in anger. Ten years later, they became the chief invigilator in their respective college.
See? When a teacher slaps, it actually means more than just pain.
It's a slap of destiny.
But I don't slap my students.
Physical assault won't last.
I'm more into giving them their worst fear.
If the one who messes with me is a boy student, then I'm gonna flirt with his girlfriend and snatch her away from him. Let him cry in vain. Broken-hearted.
If the one who messes with me is a girl student, then I'm gonna introduce her boyfriend a better girl so that he will immediately leave her. Let her cry in pain. Broken-hearted.
Emotionally damaged is the worst condition for humans like us can ever be in.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Heh Heh Heh Ha Ha Ha.
Damn, how I wish I could do that.
Kids like them are cute, except for the part when they are not being cute anymore. And on this coming 16th, teachers will have their day.
Why I English
2 months ago
23 comments:
ohh ohh!
den rite...
if de student was being good...
wld u intro him/her a nice boy/girl for dem?
LOL~
suying: don't want:P
euw...kejam tul.
:P
nolly: takdir...XD
slap of destiny? sure o not? lol~ :)
i wonder..which one was u.. Math or English or the Nilam
anis: sure kot...XD
damya: none of the above:)
If the one who messes with u is a girl student, then u should snatch away his boyfren. turn him into gay. Let the girl cry in pain. Broken-hearted.
though i dont know which one is more painful for a girl. boyfren dirampas perempuan lain atau lelaki lain. wahaha
cikgu..tolong la tampar sy skng!
huhu:P
n: silap ari bulan, pompuan tu pun join sekaki tukar taste jugak. carik pompuan plak. sudah.XD
faz: cik faz suh sy tampar cik faz ke? xleh..sy tak suke tampar students..especially pompuan..i don't hit girls..:P
Niat tak menghalal kan cara ye cikgu..hehehe
seriously ijaN..i jus got 2 n0e that 'NILAM' stands for 'Nadi Ilmu Amalan Membaca' puwahahahah
fiNally..i got some useful info from ur 1000000x entries =p
-aYu
aimooo: heh heh heh:P
ayu: org pun baru tau, ayu..org carik kat internet maksud NILAM time nak buat post nih..ahaha..:P
ayu, ayat ayu terbalik..ayu patut ckp, i got 1000000x useful infos from your entries..baru best..wahwahXD
u're teaching english igniz?
where at?
do u actually flirt with ur students? heh
when i was in standard 5, my math teacher throw away my book from level3 just because i didn't finished my homework. at the end, yeah, u are right, i got A for that subject.
unknown: not exactly a teacher..doing practicum as an English teacher somewhere in Bamboo River (Sungai Buloh)..heh..ada gak niat nak flirt sikit2 ngan students pada mulanya..:P
tapi malangnye aku dapat students form 1 n form 2...kecik2 lagi..huhuhu..tapi ada twins form 2 yg EXTREMELY cute..da besar nanti mesti diorg akan jadi gadis penghancur hati ramai laki2 dgn jayanya..haha.
aqila: hehe, nice throwing, teacherXD
igniz:
is it hard 'controlling' the kids? haha
unknown: sometimes, yes..most of the time, yes as well..hehheh.
cikgu keji..
hi Igniz..
can i ask u a favor??
huhu....add me in ym, nollyarwen
hizzly: aku blaja dari ko la ni:P
nolly: seriously, i'd love to..tp since i install vista, ym i won't work..can't sign in..dah uninstall and install baru pun xleh..cik nolly ada suggestion x?anybody got suggestions? sy buta IT skit...huhuhu..seriously i need ym or something like that..
try install ebuddy at www.ebuddy.com
guna ebuddy tu leh log in sume account IM include YM.
x pon, bley online YM guna email yahoo, beta version.
nolly: i da try install lagi sekali ym..da boleh sign in..tapi xleh edit profile and gambar suma..even nak add contacts pun mcm ade response..nape ek?pening lak pale ni.
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