Long Distance Relationship

Alberto Gonzalez Cappuccino lives in Zimbabwe.
Rubella Mocha Buccacio is from Zimbabwe, but now studying in Kelantan, Malaysia.
They are madly in love with each other.

So before Mocha left, Cappuccino told her that she must never forget him, and never ever fall in love with another man, or worse, another girl. He said;

"I heard Malaysian men are good-looking, smart, polite, love reading, animal lovers, kind-hearted, they hate terrorism and eat a lot, and....they eat a lot. It's a country of food! They told me that they love to ea..."

"Okay, I got it! They eat a lot. I got it. Well, I don't like men who eat a lot. I like men like you. Tasty.." she winked.

"Okay...goodbye then.." he wished sadly.

"Bubbye love.." she replied, and she was gone.

"Bubbbbbbyeeeee.....wait! What about 'good-looking', 'smart', 'polite', 'love reading', 'animal lovers', 'hate terrorism' and 'kind-hearted'?? You didn't say you don't like them!?"

Three years later.

They are still together, still loving, still missing.
They contact each other via E-Mail, YM, SMS, MMS, and their most favourite medium, letters on a bird. They learned this technique from Mocha's great great grandfather.
Cappuccino is creative, he once tried sending a letter using a cat (since he knows Mocha loves cats so much) about one and a half year ago. But Mocha told him that she had never received that particular letter.

Cappuccino plans to make a surprise visit to his beloved girlfriend in Malaysia. He asks his best friend, Gustavo Latte to use his YM account, pretend as him and chat with Mocha at a certain time on a certain date. And Cappuccino has already gone to Malaysia a day before the planned 'chatting' session.

So when the day comes, Mocha chats with her beloved 'Cappuccino' (which is Latte at the moment) and is not expecting him to be there in Malaysia. Then suddenly, someone rings the door bell. The girl opens the door.

"Surprise, Mocha dear..!!!????" Cappuccino looks into the girl's eyes in shock.

"Umm...Mocha is not home at the moment..." she replies.

"What? Where is she? Who are you?" he asks curiously.

"I'm Susu, her housemate. She's in...oh no..." slapping her head.

"What?" his heart starts pounding heavily.

Meanwhile, in Zimbabwe...

Latte is wondering why Mocha is not replying his messages. Then suddenly someone knocks the door. He opens it, and...

"Surprise, Cappuccino love...!!!!!????"