How do you define 'positive thinking'?
Is it by telling yourself, "think positive!" 2,314 times?
Or is it by telling yourself, "don't be negative!!" 3,747 times?
I once read, "to know whether or not you're a positive thinker, it actually depends on the number of birds that shit on you.."
Yup, the number of birds that SHIT on you.
You're a positive thinker if a bird shits on you, you don't get mad, you don't get angry, instead you say, "thank God cows don't fly.."
You're a positive thinker if more birds shit on you, you still don't get mad, you still don't get angry, instead you say, "I hope cows will never fly.."
Some people loosely assume that they can always tell who's positive, who's intelligent and who's not by simply looking at how that particular person looks.
They look to his/her face, appearance, attitude and whatnot, and then say, "I'm sure he's a positive thinker!" Or, "oh God, she is so intelligent!"
But be careful my friend, for light is faster than sound.
That is why some people may look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
Who started this moronic 'intelligent and positive face' anyway? Intelligence and thinking skills has got nothing to do with the size of our brain, and obviously it has got NOTHING to do with how we look! Come on, look at Einstein!
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13 comments:
dem~
i like it~
I hope cows will never fly~
einstein?
E=mc^2
tu saja.
hehe :P
key: thank you:P
sofia: tu formula ape tu? formula one?XD
lol. cows dont fly heh. kalau ta..abes seminggu ta pegy class. haha!
nadya: heehee:P
negative thinker: why must the birds fly? can't they just walk on earth like all of us do?
liyas: if birds don't fly and walk on Earth instead, they won't be called 'birds' in the first place..maybe they'd be called 'ilyass' or 'ilyass'XD
thank you. :)
if its me, i would say,
"cant u animals learn how to poop like humans?? huh!"
well i guess i've long way to go from being a positive thinker..XD
aimooo: kita semua masih perlukan byk lagi masa untuk belajar jadi positive thinkers...XD
itu pasal burung jan. ok, kite pakai positive thinker gak, a VERY positive thinker...
the case:
1) die nk baya yuran, tp brader cilake kat counter tu ckp die ade tunggakkan 49 ribu hengget. esok plak nk exam, exam slip xdpt kuar. tgk jam, da pukul 4.30. hmmm..
2) die xdpt matrik kad, suppose die dapat free. then die p apply, brader cilake kat counter tu suroh die baya 25 hengget. die pejam mate, baya, die apply, borang application die, brader cilake tu hilangkan. then die apply lg skali, brader cilake tu ckp, "XLEH, KO TIPU NEHH!!". die pejamkan mate, baya lagi skali, so 50 hengget for sumthing he suppose to get for free. then ble die apply for the 3rd time, brader cilake di counter yg same ckp "eh, awak baya 2 kali yeh?" hmmm....
ape ko rase "alasan" positive mamat ni akan bagi? hmmm....
anyway.. ni cite einstein ke? =P
azrul: alasan positive beliau, "hehe..sebenarnye sy saja je wat mcm tu..saja nak bagi adik dtg kat kaunter ni berkali2..leh jumpa slalu..kan?kan? mlm nih dinner sama nak?nak no tepon leh?"XD
eh, cite nih takda kene mengene ngan einstein..
very positive. cume bdk tu akan jawab "akak ni muke cam burung la, makan dedak slalu ke? mulut pon da cam paruh burung. kuat mengumpat ke?" =P
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